as a parent

Have the oil tankers just thought about lifting their little arms and saying “Up! Up!” to UAE?

Morrissey Cancels Concert Due to "Sleep Deprivation" Caused by Noisy Hotel "It will take me one year to recover. And that is an understatement."

Dog barked at 6:45am

Been sitting on this news for a while! There's going to be a Children of Time TTRPG courtesy of the amazing folk at Rowan Rook and Decard (Heart, Spire, DIE, Eat the Reich and many more).

a graphic showing the mock up CHILDREN OF TIME The roleplaying game book against a background of a planet and a long tubular ark spaceship.

🚀 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!🚀

We're absolutely over the bloody moon to be making the Children of Time RPG!

Mina, Grant and Elaine have been sequestered away with author Adrian Tchaikovsky, building a new Ark to take you to the far reaches of space.

But what (or who) is waiting for you out there?

@oelayat Mufti Naomi Wolf has consulted the sacred texts (Google Al Overview) and issued her fatwa quote tweeting Dr. Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf I asked Al, "Can you wear a crop top for Iftar?" As Rama Duwaji is doing: Al Overview It is generally advised not to wear a crop top for Iftar. Ramadan is a time for modesty and respect, requiring covered shoulders and knees. Crop tops, which expose the midriff, are considered too revealing for traditional, public, or family Iftar gatherings. Opt for modest, loose, or flowing, comfortable clothing. It is super rude by the way, in observant Muslim norms, for the hostess to reveal her midriff at an Iftar celebration in the presence of men who are not her husband and in the presence of Mahmoud Khalil's wife, who is veiled as is far more religiously customary.

still losing it at “Mufti Naomi Wolf has consulted the sacred texts (Google Al Overview) and issued her fatwa”

you just know grok is getting flooding with stuff like “Would it be possible do a Toyota Hilux Dunkirk to save the oil?”

I've just had an amazing idea

Sam Porter Bridges should simply put the tankers on his back and carry them across the Hajar Mountains.

This was literally a Death Stranding mission.

thought we were in a deficit situation and needed a shot of vitamin N

Halsin as a bear

you like nose

If Adebayo had any respect for the game he would have shot the ball through the bottom of the hoop to rewind his point total like the kid in Ferris Bueller did with the speedometer.

I’m a terrible player but maybe one of you isn’t?

software update tonight queen??

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

freetaxusa is one of those life cheat codes like “brother laser printer” or “kitchenaid stand mixer”

HOLY SHIT

I really, honestly believe that we (Trump, Biden, Obama, etc.) keep falling for it.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

War crime upon war crime upon war crime

Likely one and done to help IRI gain their footing and build some momentum, with a chance of securing a top transfer class in the portal. The falloff of Islamic State left a vacuum in the division. A lot of teams are now thinking, “Why can’t WE be the next caliphate?”

So almost exactly how Renee Good was executed

scanning the restaurant for acknowledgement as I take a big boy bite from my burger

me, dying: I.. bet… you… have.. a….. pe…nis

God this shit is so ugly, just so, so ugly