Why did I open this app. At least itβs not the other one? But still all the bad news. Going to get back to a re-read of Neverland, thank you very much
Why did I open this app. At least itβs not the other one? But still all the bad news. Going to get back to a re-read of Neverland, thank you very much
Reading #WynonnaEarp fic is my escape and most of the time Iβm reading a fic per day or so. I just canβt get enough! Thank you to all the amazing writers for keeping me entertained for the last 2.5 years.
Us: Howβs your tea, friend?
You: Hmm, could be gayer and more rock n rollβ¦
Us: Hold my oolong.
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
Saw a beaver 𦫠lumbering along the side of the freeway. I must be on the west side of Oregon
I canβt even
Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
Fun overheard at work dialogue for my #Earper gentle pervs
βSomeone caulked my box!β
βIs it wet?β
Written 54 years ago in response to a childβs letter about what makes a good citizen, and still right on the money.
Maybe not yet but I was super excited to see you posted. I really should come on here more often (and not after hours of doomscrolling the heck site)
Sure, βspotted dickβ is a horrifying name for a dessert, but at least it also LOOKS disgusting
Audible: You have a new credit this month! What kind of stories are you looking for? We have bestselling novels by-
Me: Queer smut.
Audible: ...Are you sure? We have timeless classics like-
Me: Did. I. Fucking. Stutter?
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,062,428, Delayne T Buranek βͺ@dtburanek.bsky.socialβ¬, joined on Sep 18, 2023"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,062,428!
I would like to think that if any of our #Earper family are at risk, are in fear, or are feeling a sense of helplessness that you please put your hand up. There is no shame is seeking support.
I get snotted in the face a lot actuallyβ¦
WE Fic Authors! Please be sure to tag us when you are posting AO3 links for your fics! We will repost and boost! #ReadMoreFic #WynonnaEarp
Advice for same-sex spouses:
Just a quick note to those new here, if you think someone's post is worth other people reading, repost it. Liking it does not have the same effect here as on the dead-bird site. There is no algorithm. That's one of the reasons we like it.
I just burped and blew it in Mooseβs face. She blew snot in my face and then burped in my face. Moose wins
Well, welcome #Earpers! If you're new, make sure to pin the #WynonnaEarp feed!
Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
I'm just saying, if any of you fanfic authors have been holding onto that final chapter of that story you last updated two years ago, now would be a REALLY good time to drop it.
I was the same getting mine. It was super exciting
Please consider purchasing this year's audiobook. It's lovely and sentimental, and every order helps. Cheers <3
Three dogs fighting over a stick.
I took a picture of my kids fighting over a toy Christmas morning too!
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
I have started my dog an insta. Another adorable Frenchie named Moose who is majestic af instagram.com/p/C0fjLAWROHa/
Just donβt let the tree die and you end up in a road rage situation with a candy cane truck
No hashtags yet but everyone has been putting them in anyway. You can follow all the Earp things, Iβll have to find the post that shows how to do it
I actually know where she got the gum, I have to constantly chase her out of my brother-in-lawβs room.
Photo of a piece of chewing gum held in a hand with a silly French Bulldog in the background
She was not amused I took her gum from her.
WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE GET GUM?!?!
"What's new on social media?"
"Neil Gaiman is after Gail Simone's Snoopy cups."
"....is that a euphemism for something?"
"Nope."
"...."
"This is what social media is SUPPOSED to be like."