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Delayne T Buranek

@dtburanek

Always an #Earper and former podcaster

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Why did I open this app. At least it’s not the other one? But still all the bad news. Going to get back to a re-read of Neverland, thank you very much

17.01.2025 06:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading #WynonnaEarp fic is my escape and most of the time I’m reading a fic per day or so. I just can’t get enough! Thank you to all the amazing writers for keeping me entertained for the last 2.5 years.

15.01.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Queer Rock Gods Tasty teas and community events in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood. Custom blending services available! We offer retail and wholesale bulk tea.

Us: How’s your tea, friend?

You: Hmm, could be gayer and more rock n roll…

Us: Hold my oolong.

www.fridaytea.com/collections/...

30.12.2024 17:15 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Saw a beaver 🦫 lumbering along the side of the freeway. I must be on the west side of Oregon

31.12.2024 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t even

18.11.2024 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

15.11.2024 01:51 πŸ‘ 14465 πŸ” 2419 πŸ’¬ 278 πŸ“Œ 144

Fun overheard at work dialogue for my #Earper gentle pervs

β€œSomeone caulked my box!”

β€œIs it wet?”

16.11.2024 00:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Written 54 years ago in response to a child’s letter about what makes a good citizen, and still right on the money.

14.11.2024 01:01 πŸ‘ 4772 πŸ” 1280 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 47

Maybe not yet but I was super excited to see you posted. I really should come on here more often (and not after hours of doomscrolling the heck site)

14.11.2024 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, β€œspotted dick” is a horrifying name for a dessert, but at least it also LOOKS disgusting

14.11.2024 04:44 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Audible: You have a new credit this month! What kind of stories are you looking for? We have bestselling novels by-

Me: Queer smut.

Audible: ...Are you sure? We have timeless classics like-

Me: Did. I. Fucking. Stutter?

11.11.2024 04:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,062,428, Delayne T Buranek β€ͺ@dtburanek.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 18, 2023"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,062,428, Delayne T Buranek β€ͺ@dtburanek.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 18, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,062,428!

08.11.2024 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to think that if any of our #Earper family are at risk, are in fear, or are feeling a sense of helplessness that you please put your hand up. There is no shame is seeking support.

08.11.2024 04:21 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I get snotted in the face a lot actually…

08.11.2024 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WE Fic Authors! Please be sure to tag us when you are posting AO3 links for your fics! We will repost and boost! #ReadMoreFic #WynonnaEarp

07.11.2024 23:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Advice for same-sex spouses:

07.11.2024 19:52 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Just a quick note to those new here, if you think someone's post is worth other people reading, repost it. Liking it does not have the same effect here as on the dead-bird site. There is no algorithm. That's one of the reasons we like it.

07.11.2024 21:39 πŸ‘ 2256 πŸ” 1362 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 67

I just burped and blew it in Moose’s face. She blew snot in my face and then burped in my face. Moose wins

08.11.2024 03:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, welcome #Earpers! If you're new, make sure to pin the #WynonnaEarp feed!

Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...

07.11.2024 03:48 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just saying, if any of you fanfic authors have been holding onto that final chapter of that story you last updated two years ago, now would be a REALLY good time to drop it.

07.11.2024 02:14 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was the same getting mine. It was super exciting

15.01.2024 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please consider purchasing this year's audiobook. It's lovely and sentimental, and every order helps. Cheers <3

22.12.2023 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three dogs fighting over a stick.

Three dogs fighting over a stick.

I took a picture of my kids fighting over a toy Christmas morning too!

29.12.2023 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.

Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.

the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song

11.12.2023 22:52 πŸ‘ 2654 πŸ” 756 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 41
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Majestic Moose on Instagram 0 likes, 0 comments - majestic_moose_dog on December 5, 2023

I have started my dog an insta. Another adorable Frenchie named Moose who is majestic af instagram.com/p/C0fjLAWROHa/

06.12.2023 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just don’t let the tree die and you end up in a road rage situation with a candy cane truck

03.11.2023 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No hashtags yet but everyone has been putting them in anyway. You can follow all the Earp things, I’ll have to find the post that shows how to do it

03.11.2023 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually know where she got the gum, I have to constantly chase her out of my brother-in-law’s room.

27.10.2023 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a piece of chewing gum held in a hand with a silly French Bulldog in the background

Photo of a piece of chewing gum held in a hand with a silly French Bulldog in the background

She was not amused I took her gum from her.

WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE GET GUM?!?!

25.10.2023 03:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"What's new on social media?"

"Neil Gaiman is after Gail Simone's Snoopy cups."

"....is that a euphemism for something?"

"Nope."

"...."

"This is what social media is SUPPOSED to be like."

16.10.2023 16:28 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2