I can't believe this is real. What an absolute loser.
**It was a consultation of the PUBLIC who decided the next theme, not the government.**
Labour doesn't hate patriotism or Churchill. I expected this culture war stupidity from Badenoch but COME ON - and set to that music? Get outta here.
11.03.2026 23:57
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I did a full double take & asked:
βWhere did you even hear the phrase fight the power?β
They giggled madly and said itβs in a Dogman book.
Then belted out BEYOND THE BARRICADES IS THERE A WORLD YOU LONG TO SEE directly in my face.
So itβs going well! And, uh, thanks Dav Pilkey!
11.03.2026 13:56
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Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.
10.03.2026 00:22
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βHeyβ came before βhi,β and βhi' came before βhello.β
βHiβ is most likely a variant of βhey.β
βHelloβ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
10.03.2026 16:17
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This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
11.03.2026 01:56
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Fascinating thread from a US senator.
Interesting that as he cannot say anything which was briefed and classified, he lists what was not briefed.
Clever.
11.03.2026 08:54
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Now might be a good time to untether electricity prices from gas prices and work towards ending dependency on oil.
10.03.2026 09:48
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Deadloch is great! Season 2 out soon.
09.03.2026 09:05
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Amusing nerd side note, we insisted the wifeβs death is fake (part of the conspiracy) and I snapped βIβm not fridging his wife!β in a meeting, then had to spend five minutes explaining @gailsimone.bsky.social and the concept to the heads of both Sony and NBC.
07.03.2026 22:15
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Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
06.03.2026 18:48
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My hotmail email is older than several of my friends.
06.03.2026 09:02
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Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides
Text:
We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
Why not?
Because people are fucking idiots, Paul.
They're just... incredibly stupid.
05.03.2026 05:01
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Iβve seen it said that the conclusive proof for innate sexuality is the continued existence of heterosexual women over the age of 30.
05.03.2026 02:40
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LIEU: Did Amalia commit a crime?
NOEM: She did not. She's with her family
LIEU: The reason she's with her family is because she almost died in ICE detention until folks brought a lawsuit forcing her release
04.03.2026 16:58
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Raskin: Based on what you know today, were Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?
Noem: What happened was an absolute tragedy.
Raskin: Were they domestic terrorists?
Noem: My condolences to their families
Raskin: You lied about them.
04.03.2026 16:15
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I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives
04.03.2026 04:02
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By the way that "Windows 12" article you've all seen? It's an awful clickbait website known for posting absolute bollocks and literally nobody else is reporting it. You can probably breath easy (or as easy as you can with Windows 11, suckers!)
04.03.2026 09:46
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Yeah, the PCCinema landlord is ALSO the US candy shops asshat AND the one doing mass evictions in London before the new Renter's Rights law comes in.
04.03.2026 09:58
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When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
03.03.2026 20:10
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So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
03.03.2026 21:13
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I thought this story was weird at the time, even for the Telegraph.
03.03.2026 13:49
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Well would you look at that.
03.03.2026 09:19
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Laura Kuenssberg, "Are the US and Israeli strikes on Iran legal under international law?"
John Healey, "We weren't involved in the strikes"
Laura Kuenssberg, "Were they legal under international law?"
John Healey, "It's for the US to explain the legal basis they're operating under"
01.03.2026 09:58
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While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.
www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...
28.02.2026 21:49
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im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization
28.02.2026 15:01
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I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change
28.02.2026 12:09
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The first time The Onion used this headline was March 2003 and it could just keep it on the banner of the webpage every year, basically.
28.02.2026 18:29
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There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
04.02.2026 03:34
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What else is there to say but: these people were warned and warned and warned again about this, going back well over ten years and further, and their constant response was: absolutely fuck you, you are all idiots and we are the smart, Sensible people whom understand what the public like and want.
27.02.2026 06:41
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