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@shovelmage

if you send me a picture of a horse you owe me 42 dollars

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nuh uh post doesn't say if the nights are lesbians

09.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not on blue sky hardly at all these days but I assure you I am as dumb as ever

03.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove โ€“ perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

25.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5973 ๐Ÿ” 1094 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Oh yeah I did a ton of shitting on the clock, not even for time theft reasons but for digestion reasons

20.01.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that pays out too but I spent most of it being sick

19.01.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it pays out so I would be losing an amount of money by taking vacation days but I don't think it's enough that it's worth working

19.01.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because my inclination is to show up long enough to pack my belongings and then never set foot in the building again

18.01.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never been laid off before, if they give you two weeks notice is it cool to just use vacation days and not go back or is that considered bad taste

18.01.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's so marketable guys

17.01.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi it's me I'm household but yeah if anyone has local openings or remote work jobs I am suddenly very much in the market to have one

17.01.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN WHO DOSENT KNOW WHAT THEY DID , " CANT REMEMBER MOST OF MY LIFE, CANT REMEMBER YESTERDAY" WHERE DID I GO? 2009? 2011? 2003? 1997? WHAT DID I DO? 2006? NOVEMBER? 2014? 1998? 2:00PM? 10:00AM? EVERY ONE OR JUST ME?????? - WELL WHAT IS IT AM I ALL FUCKED UP OR DOES EVERY ONE DO THIS AND IF I WAS THERE WHY DONT I REMEMBER, I KNOW I HAD TO HAVE GONE TO WORK SOME OF THOSE YEARS BUT WHAT WAS I DOING AT ANY SPECIFIC POINT??? ITS MY LIFE WHY DONT I KNOW?????? IS THAT REALLY GONE  THRU DA "HOLES IN DA SWISS CHEESE OF DA MIND" - SEEMS UNFAIR IDK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN WHO DOSENT KNOW WHAT THEY DID , " CANT REMEMBER MOST OF MY LIFE, CANT REMEMBER YESTERDAY" WHERE DID I GO? 2009? 2011? 2003? 1997? WHAT DID I DO? 2006? NOVEMBER? 2014? 1998? 2:00PM? 10:00AM? EVERY ONE OR JUST ME?????? - WELL WHAT IS IT AM I ALL FUCKED UP OR DOES EVERY ONE DO THIS AND IF I WAS THERE WHY DONT I REMEMBER, I KNOW I HAD TO HAVE GONE TO WORK SOME OF THOSE YEARS BUT WHAT WAS I DOING AT ANY SPECIFIC POINT??? ITS MY LIFE WHY DONT I KNOW?????? IS THAT REALLY GONE THRU DA "HOLES IN DA SWISS CHEESE OF DA MIND" - SEEMS UNFAIR IDK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

??????? - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.01.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 411 ๐Ÿ” 122 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I made an honest woman out of her

16.01.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was my take

14.01.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let me get this straight
lion: literally no courage
tin man: literally no heart
scarecrow: just a himbo

13.12.2025 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more like wicked for gayed amirite

13.12.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy kirsten appreciation month

got there just in time

01.12.2025 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Duolingo, but for shitting

01.12.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I scrolled through some of my old posts, I had a different quip at the time

19.11.2025 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps

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19.11.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got any games on your phone?

19.11.2025 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials

09.03.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this aloud to my wife and she died

30.01.2025 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a second dorg has hort the towers

21.05.2025 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spiderpussy georg

19.11.2025 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote

11.09.2025 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was trying to use preload() instead of load() because performance is *slightly* better; but preload happens before runtime. It only accepts const because it happens before variables would be set.

19.11.2025 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you were wondering I found out what was happening and the answer is "im dumb"

19.11.2025 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just spent an hour trying to dynamically set something that needs to be a const and Godot kept being like "bitch do not try me"

19.11.2025 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh

19.11.2025 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lesbians

12.11.2025 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0