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Anglo-Italian. EC official. Bit of politics, mostly Brexit but also general EU stuff. Bonus points for knowing where I Say, Porter! originated.

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45 was the dumbest holder of public office since Incitatus (Caligula's horse).

47 is dumber than the horse.

08.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when the Republicans are appointing people to vital roles they ask them "who are you" and anyone who gets less than 50% wins?

08.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you confusing Barron Trump with Dick Barton - Special Agent? πŸ˜€

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuine fascists topping UK polls isn't good news, though.

03.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone?

03.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If you're white, male and wearing a MAGA hat"

03.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody earworms.

03.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you! It's the iPad Brushes app.

No, seriously. It is.

28.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Choose Labour's division over Reform's division" seems to have resonated.

27.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it regenerating as Idris Elba?

25.02.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely there's a law against freezing babies for their oil?

21.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have zero issues with that. If women had been empowered as they deserve we'd have landed on the moon a century earlier.

21.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Echoes of "I don't like the sound of these Boncentration Bamps" - Monty Python North Minehead by-election

21.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eoichebag is a new one on me.

18.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is it Tuesday, though? 🀣

12.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pope "is Catholic" shock.

09.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Tolkein and HP Lovecraft described as 'top shelf' on Reddit. Had to Google to make sure the US meaning of 'top shelf' is different from the British.

08.02.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Joel: Well it wasn't us!

04.02.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the investigation is to ensure they are racist and sickening enough to join Reform?

29.01.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren't Britain First a bit too lefty for Reform?

29.01.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly the main reason why the people ignoring Trump's depravity are as dangerous as the ones excusing or actively supporting is that he wil clearly start a war to avoid scrutiny of anything from ICE to Epstein if he thinks he will get away with it.

29.01.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 1319 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 11
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"Scientists"

24.01.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@mehdirhasan.bsky.social Caligula made his horse a senator. There's an argument that the top 3 dumbest elected officeholders in the world ever are:
3. 45
2. Caligula's horse
1. 47

24.01.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any news on where law enforcement were when masked unidentified armed men were kidnapping American kids?

22.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Board of Peace "not fooling anyone"

22.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Gestapo didn't wear masks!"

22.01.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas

β€˜Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

22.01.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 6602 πŸ” 3324 πŸ’¬ 277 πŸ“Œ 187

Hold the bells.

22.01.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never been decent. Ever.

22.01.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0