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Alasdair Beckett-King

@misterabk

Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk UK TOUR 2026: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

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That's how I would interpret the weird squiggles and "aig" in the filename.

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10.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's say progressivism has to be distinct from middle-of-the-road centrism, or what does it describe?

09.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rory Stewart was a member of the Conservative Party and voted to the right of almost every Labour MP. I don't mind if people like him, but he just isn't a British Progressive!

09.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's really touching, thank you for relaying it to me.

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs - Warwick Arts Centre Come vagabonds, come mountebanks, come coney-catchers and cutpurses and meet the King of Crumbs!

The WARWICK ARTS CENTRE. It's not in Warwick. It's not really in Coventry. Wherever it is, I'll be there TONIGHT with my entourage. Stylist, lifecoach, food taster, jester, apothecary, and YOU (if you buy a ticket):

www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/qC4-alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Pixar’s Open Sexism Ruined My Dream Job (Guest Column) A former Pixar employee writes that after John Lasseter's departure, the company still has a lot of work to do to fix its sexist culture.

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

08.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3637 πŸ” 1433 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 119

blew all my daylight savings down at the tracks. now it's dark all the time.

08.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, that is pretty much my act.

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I very much enjoyed @misterabk.bsky.social in Bristol, and you should go and see him. Especially if you are in #Coventry.

07.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't want to read the Controversies section of his Wikipedia entry.

07.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A true "what, and give up showbiz?" moment.

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The 15th Anniversary Escape Pod book, but the typefaces makes it look a bit like ESCAPE POO.

The 15th Anniversary Escape Pod book, but the typefaces makes it look a bit like ESCAPE POO.

I think one of these books would benefit from a different font.

06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Eeeeyeah, that's a typo.

06.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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PLYMOUTH tonight! Come and see a comedian who has been compared to the 17th Century mask of the preacher Alexander Peden. (Bristol Friday & Coventry on Sunday.)

www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

06.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Tres, tres gut!

05.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't notice the bottle, so I did not interpret it as a slur.

05.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it me, or did the story stop every time a song started? It felt like, maybe, one song ended with the character/s in a different state.

04.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hark, a vague rat!

04.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted. You've got a Screetonic eye.

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Comedian HUMILIATED by no one wanting to see his little wooden mouse made of wood. Well, here it is anyway.

04.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1

It's the full show for Coventry and should be finished by 9.10pm. Hope that's doable!

04.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is usually 1hr 20 plus 20 for the interval.(But it depends on the venue. Sometimes there's no interval and occasionally it's just a straight hour.)

04.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna - not mention it!

04.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That show sold out, so I didn't need to bribe you with a mouse. (Thanks for coming!)

04.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My tour comes to Exeter TONIGHT! If you buy a ticket right now, I will show you a picture of a little wooden mouse I carved out of wood.

www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

04.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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πŸ“– THE GAME NARRATIVE KALEIDOSCOPE ❄️ is out NOW!

www.inklestudios.com/kaleidoscope

100+ essays on writing & narrative design, with articles from the writers of Baldur's Gate 3, Control, Call of Duty, Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider, Sam and Max...

ALSO the Kaleidoscope Podcast with 2 full eps!

04.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 623 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 111

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3878 πŸ” 907 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

Yes, I take your point that there is a formal and informal language of gesture, and that it varies between cultures. But I've seen a fair few live action Japanese films and the actors don't move in that cutesy way.

03.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I accept that it's a stylistic choice - mocap actors imitating anime gestures. For me, it's quite off-putting.

03.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's lots of nice parts, but there's just too much to do and it becomes dull - and, as usual, I don't care at all about the big abstract looming threat represented by the main quest.

03.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0