Im so glad my mama (& the rest of us) aren't planning the family reunion this time but my lord 🤦🏽♀️
Why'd you send a MAILED information letter with a HYPERLINK to the registration website?? They over there thinking nobody wanna come bc nobody has registered
Letting old folks use the internet......
Directed by The. Malia. Obama. 🔥
May has so much in store 💖
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i cant believe im about to be able to use my ulta rewards on Cered. i really won!
See what happens when you believe in professionals and scientists instead of decrepit billionaires 🪄
A photo of Kendrick L. Duckworth Jackson in the thriller video
Hey Drake!
Locals on facebook have the most embarrassing takes in the halftime show.
Thats why I’m not supposed to even be over there.
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
eeesh. this tweet is from one week ago.
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
That’d be EXACTLY what’s for dinner. Plastic and all!
Oh ok
How long will it take for Americans to realize how powerful they are? TikTok couldn’t go 24 hours without us.
Even in the scam of it all. They were suffering. Not us.
The husband of Republican senator Deb Fischer just refused to shake hands or make eye contact with Vice President Harris.
The level of class you can expect from MAGA.
back when my babe asked if I wanted to be his girlfriend, my immediate response was ‘do you want to be *my boyfriend*??’ 🤣 (he laughed and took 2 seconds to really think again lol)
Then, when he proposed, he said ‘I want to be your husband. Will you marry me?’ 🥹 lol love that guy.
I feel this and also fear how long it can last when they start engaging with the world outside of our home. It’s crazy seeing how kids change when they start school.
Happy birthday!!
Like.. let’s all relax 🫨
My main goal over break is to rest, walk, and purge this house
Last day of work >>>>
I’m not paying $400 for medium bra length box braids. If I have to work HAIR into my budget like a car note, I’ll just learn to do it myself
that special moved him up so many notches on my top faves list! so good!
really want to become this girl that i used to be again
the thing about these age wars is how FAST them jokes come right back around before you know it... just wait lol
The people decided they didn’t care what she had to say. She doesn’t owe people uplifting words. They voted for this.
Small town mentality is thinking every new building is gentrification. Aint NO white people moving to the bass 💀
Junior was just STUPID. Kim wasn’t really dumb. She just refused to think.
