I'm a coupla seasons behind, but I love this show.
12.03.2026 23:48
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I'm a coupla seasons behind, but I love this show.
If you’re wondering why Congress doesn’t do what Americans want it’s because Congress doesn’t represent America. It represents the Predator Class.
Hey, it's normal to finish drafting your dissertation the night before you defend, right? Heh heh... (shifts eyes nervously, sweats)
#PhDlife
This is amazing.
A farm-specific cryptid?!?
I burn to know more!
"Say my name."
"Lucky... you're Lucky."
"YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT."
#BreakingBad
Disclosure: I'm a cryptid and mythology fan from WAY back, and this represents the kind of deep lore on those subjects that future generations deserve to know about.
Kinda equivalent to those drawings of funky sea monsters on old maps.
Is he 15?!?
Well, that's just iconic.
Whew - always nice when they say the quiet part out loud.
That's why I have no regrets at all about my tats of the Napster logo, "Dean 2004!", and assorted Neil Gaiman characters.
It's like the bank rush scene in IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE but he's trying to explain that all our money is in ExxonMobil's house, and ConocoPhillips' house, and ...
Could America please be known for something else?
The word 'Orwellian' is overused, but it applies here.
Trump's handlers clearly told him to call the Iran operation an 'incursion'. A raid.
But he is illiterate and has dementia, so said the nearest word in there, 'excursion'. Pleasure trip.
So now they all have to double down on that.
"Trust me - the ONLY operative suitable for this highly unusual mission... is Etta Candy."
Centuries of British political tradition will end within weeks after Parliament voted to remove hereditary aristocrats from the unelected House of Lords. https://to.pbs.org/4s65ASt
Me too, probably. 🍝
making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop
Applebee's feedback: Not a question related to this Applebee's. I usually use Applebee's as the butt of some of my jokes, in an Arby's kinda way. But Chili's just fired a store manager for being transgender and not aligning with Chili's values. I'd be happy to start making fun of Chili's mercilessly if you fully stand behind your transgender employees. Is there anything you can do to make your food stop tasting microwaved? Thank you.
Here we go.
I see - thanks for sharing that so openly.
You don't have to keep doing this to yourself. There are SO many other things that will deliver the same nutrients.
JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’
JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’ https://theonion.com/jd-vance-struggling-to-articulate-what-it-is-he-doesnt-love-about-baby-name-rohit/
Wh... what do you hate?
... it does?
I just don't make or order things I hate. Solved! 😁
Was there NO OTHER substance you could have chosen?
I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.
If your Innie relied on lunches packed by your Outie, might they develop different tastes, as their personhood gradually diverges? What would happen then?
#Severance
