we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
11.03.2026 16:27
👍 5208
🔁 960
💬 68
📌 83
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
An ad for the Melania movie now available on Prime
Gaaaaaaaah!
I get why this is on Prime but it should really be on Shudder.
Orange cat Mister Waffles, sitting on a wet paving slab with weeds growing all around, staring at the camera
Good morning
Just one example - this motel is in Santa Fe, not Hollywood.
It also doesn't have a pool. 🤫
“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
Fran Lebowitz
In tonight's Dark Winds episode we're off to 1972 Los Angeles, even though we shot it in 2025 Albuquerque.
You're not supposed to notice the VFX... but there's loads of it. 😁
This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas
MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
Finally!
Looking forward to the GOP spin on this one.
"As we all know, Marines as a group are prone to violence so the Senator reacted heroically to prevent an incident..."
Christine: Fury Road
Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.
Stop OCP from building Delta City!
#iykyk
I made a Beatles cartoon and mixed it at Abbey Road with original Beatles master tracks. A year later I made a Star Wars short and mixed it at Skywalker Ranch with Ben Burtt's original sound effects library.
Skateboard stop-motion
if dogs could talk i bet they’d be like “hey what the fuck”
I'm probably gonna have kids someday, after I'm out of the Navy.
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."
Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
"I'm a little confused. Are US citizens allowed to kill suspected terrorists now?" "I think so. But you have to be really, really sure the person is a suspected terrorist! So be super-double sure that they make you feel nervous!" "Well, this dude standing by my desk is wearing a really fucked-up jacket-- can I cap him? "
I'm on the "Techno Pessimist" blocklist too! I think it was because I reposted a joke about A.I.
Or maybe they just... know.
Dude is Trump whisperer.
brought to you by Weyland-Yutani-Nanu
This feels like a personal attack
