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Don’t worry everyone! Israel will be safe and Jesus will return if we blow up enough schools

So far Connor Hellebuyck is a terrible secretary of defense

Trump is gonna steal a gold medal from an athlete who visits the White House, isn’t he?

I love my country Jack Hughes!

WHO UP JACKING THEY HUGHES

I called it and I was right! Blood and bone! Jack Hughes!

Immortan ANIMAL!

Do the ghosts get an assist on Quinn’s goal?

Of course Ser Arlan of Pennytree spoke Dothraki. Those junior year abroad kids never hang it up

The cat trap is working

Nico has his first Olympic goal! O captain my captain! #njdevils

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re fat

Are they ever gonna admit that McConnell is dead?

It’s hard to enjoy an unlucky spooky day in 2026. Because of the horrors

I can’t remember any Olympic mascots from the past but I would die for Tina and Milo

The big cheer for Canada at the Olympics was heartening. I hope our relationship with Canada can be repaired in a post trump world

Did trump really get all those Iranians killed for nothing? I guess Russia controls him more than Israel

I really like A Knight of Seven Kingdoms so far! I hope it stays great when they run out of book. This time will be different! 🧿

When I tried raclette locally they just brought some melted cheese on a little hot plate instead of torching it directly off a giant wheel of cheese cut in half. I was devastated

There is no justice in the world but at least Nikki Minaj had to smell trump

Save us, Hammy! #njdevils

I bet he keeps his little nazi coat

They don’t ask how; they ask how many! Go Devils!

I love it when grits has a good game; he deserves it for single handedly saving the vibe this season #njdevils

He’s keeping us going

Our season is in such dire straits that Nico has to be photographed in his underwear to keep up morale. It works tho #njdevils

Yay my Bratt jersey got here today :) this will turn it around for the Devils

Who up heating they rivalry

Nico again! The cryptid cup stays in jersey! #njdevils

O captain my captain! Nico looking alive! #njdevils