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Daniel

@orphanrefugee

he/him • GenX • gay • educator • theatre artist • to the left of left • chaotic good • somewhere between egalitarian utilitarian and altruistic hedonist (always seeking joy but never at the expense of others) • 💍 to @smoothheaded.bsky.social 📍 Seattle

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My mom stopped buying them for me because the box would be gone in 2 days.

12.03.2026 01:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know, Daddy. It’s so thick. I don’t think I can handle it.

11.03.2026 14:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re real funny thinking there’s any left at this point.

09.03.2026 02:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 20:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great title!

08.03.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Homosexual Honda owners say hey there, friend!

08.03.2026 20:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They will never know the pure joy of resting their head on a furry chest.

08.03.2026 02:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finland has my full attention and support.

07.03.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You, in another decade.

20 years ago. I was baby.

07.03.2026 19:17 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

I don’t know who that is, but I do know I’d do anything for him. Anything.

07.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I choreographed an entire car seat dance to “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich” and did it every time I heard it for like a year after. I wish I still remembered it.

07.03.2026 07:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bitch, shut. UP! These are my exact same favs!

07.03.2026 07:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s what I deserve, really.

07.03.2026 06:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My birthday is January 8. Now you know what to get me.

07.03.2026 06:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When are you coming?

07.03.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 15:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, that was my live resin edible hitting voice. Forgive me.

06.03.2026 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d like to see you two make out.

06.03.2026 02:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Brother!

05.03.2026 06:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a certified genius with crippling low self-esteem. Too real?

05.03.2026 05:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry, I was thinking of MY reason for doing well in PE! 😉

05.03.2026 05:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, so really hot PE coach that you crushed on so you always tried to impress? 😝

05.03.2026 05:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So were you just like a really great athlete? Wait, was that the only class you excelled in? Or both, really, for so many jocks… I’m intrigued! Tell us more!

05.03.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I loved Colin’s evolution and finding the right balance of domination, devotion, and autonomy that worked for him. He found his voice. Roy, on the other hand, is deeply wounded and incapable of love. That last day together he seemed so happy. He had warmth and joy and then just shut it down and fled

04.03.2026 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I declare a Moratorium on this whole thread.

04.03.2026 06:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🙄 Reasons I Drink

04.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not sure, but I hope so seeing as I have felt it nonstop since November 2024.

03.03.2026 19:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Independently wealthy multimillionaire philanthropist world traveler and part-time professional actor.

03.03.2026 15:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do fascist criminal dictators even do State of the Union addresses? I mean, why bother, seriously.

25.02.2026 01:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s big and thick and perfect, and I want to taste it.

23.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0