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Snippet from @nickcohen.bsky.social that really resonates.
Mogen het ook beelden zijn?
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"We won that fight," I assure them, unable to tell friend from foe in the bloody sea of humanity before me.
Is this like that time me & my equally hungover wife crashed out in a deserted soft play area in Dublin airport at 5am & woke up at 9am surrounded by toddlers & being scowled at by parents
me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom
you: you DO have kids
me: WHAT
Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.
The image displays an article titled "Please don’t put ground-up wasp nests in your vagina" from Popular Science.
Don’t put ants in your ears
Or bees in your anus
Lick a porcupine once
You’ll find out what pain is
And there’s just one last thing
One final reminder
Illness and death are, perhaps, the only things that a tyrant has in common with his subjects. In this sense alone a nation profits from being run by an old man.
(On Tyranny, by Joseph Brodsky).
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
De kant van het licht, oogverblindend.
These are criminal acts, and there is no way to find the other side of this without meaningful accountability for this—like “in the dock at The Hague” accountability.
A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.
You wake up in the morning
With gray clouds overhead
And you struggle for the will
To rise up out of bed
The world outside is frightening
A sad and dismal place
You pray for inspiration
A moment of pure grace
Maybe there’s something out there
To take away these blues
Perhaps
A man named is being interviewed in a television screen capture. The caption reads “Gerald Jankowski, One Angry Guy."
His kids disappoint him
He's pissed off at life
He screams at the news
He yells at his wife
He once punched a Girl Scout
Who looked at him wrong
He tripped an old woman
For singing a song
Just stay out of his way
Or risk a black eye
He's
Interessante analogie.
If the Muslims were integrated, they would have…voted for a more socially conservative candidate? As ever “Want to get stupider? Try Racism (TM)” never fails.
you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe
Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.
Let’s face it, wild horses could easily drag you away. Hell, two or three clever raccoons could probably make you disappear forever.
www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/20...
Zo kan je nagaan welk type lotje ideaal is om jouw zwart geld wit te wassen.
Brutalism is when the architect hits you with a concrete block
Frankie Boyle on stage for a comedy special "Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people... But they'll come back 20 years later... And make a movie... About how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
The Immortal Frankie Boyle, ladies and gentlemen.
Simeone gaat dood in het strafschopgebied na licht contact met Mignolet.
Wij:"Allé, de tijd van ijshockey is voorbij."
Die komedie is nu nog belachelijker om naar te kijken.
#atmbru
Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand.
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
"Ja Jos, ja, gaat terug zitten en wordt kalm, Mia pakt zijne jas het is tijd om naar huis te gaan" is de normale reactie.
Heel die diplomatenrel doet mij denken aan zatte nonkel Jos die op het familiefeest verkondigt "dit jaar geen belastingen meer te betalen!"
Alleen gaat niet iedereen met veel égards vriendelijk praten met Jos zodat die dan tóch zijn belastingen betaalt.
The Science Behind What Causes Traffic
Is it cars? I bet it’s cars.
THE BEACH BOYS: 🎶 I may not always love you
HER: the fuck did you just say
