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Every time a pedestrian hurries through a crosswalk it's a victory for car culture

guys the problems with the confederacy wasnt that they wanted to secede. secession is whatever. the problem is they were evil

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

predators with no interest in participating becoming prey as well. predators who do are proof this is the natural way of things

eating your prey animals (historically, “herd”) is illegal but its largely unenforced. it is absolutely illegal to eat a different animal’s prey because that’s stealing

immense social pressure for prey animals to attach themselves to predator animals for “protection.” whether or not they can control their urge to hunt depends on whether it benefits them

id like to apologize for spreading misinformation while intoxicated

the whole zootopia racism thing is such a miss i think itd work better with misogyny. “some people have intense biological urges to harm other people and they cant help it and we built society around it” is something most people actually believe

i legitimately enjoy watching assembly hearings

my life has changed forever

very good and funny telework proposal from my union lol

they did surgery on a grape

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

m&ms and marijuana cigarettes come in the same container

vegan chicken nuggets addiction

practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad

“of course a GERMAN would say that” arent u swiss or something lol

i really like watching Europeans argue like yesssss hundred years war lets goooo

art of the deal, baby

[maester trump voice] king aegon the unlikely, the peasant king! they're calling him a friend of the small folk. but we like our knights big, don't we? bigger than sir duncan the tall. blackfyre said to me "sir, aegon took my throne". we're going to DRAIN THE BLACKWATER! i call him Aegon the "WOKE"!

“you throw like a girl”? “the old ball and chain”? there is no feminine form of the term “emasculated”

men ridiculing women for each other’s approval has been their whole thing for ten thousands years idk why people are shocked

if you've ever honked your horn in anger while driving you're going to hell. if you are wondering why this isn't mentioned in the bible, it's because they didn't have cars back then

They literally consider it their birthright!

its the most wonderful time... of the yeaarrrr

just checked the page for the ram i bought and it's 6x the price now

“Will anyone in the Epstein files be held accountable?” What you have to understand is that while sexual violence is technically illegal and frowned upon in the abstract, in practice it is accepted, ubiquitous, de rigeur, and a primary vehicle for male bonding.

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

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