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Swordie @ Trying to Read

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Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Talks about GMing too. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 28, she/her, ace. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœŠπŸΏ

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Mechanical Violator Hakaider

02.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1026 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Nextdoor as a concept is nice. I signed up for it with my personal email. What I didn't think was nice was how casually cruel some people are despite the locations popping up

10.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fellas this seems to be a "thinking about putting in my two weeks notice" kinda night.

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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Want to play chess? β™ŸοΈ

- Shining Force 2 (Genesis/Mega Drive)

10.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Won't be too far off from ppl who drink coffee as a sleeping aid

10.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2376 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12
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09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15980 πŸ” 5266 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 27
A render from Mario Party depicting Luigi with coins and stacks of giant US $100 bills, with the accompanying text "I can be trusted to make important financial decisions."

A render from Mario Party depicting Luigi with coins and stacks of giant US $100 bills, with the accompanying text "I can be trusted to make important financial decisions."

09.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm so tired of books where women get dickmatized bro *proceeds to inadvertently disappoint myself again by finding books I want to read but seeing more dickmatization*

09.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading Sabbath's Theater by Philip Roth. It's those books that are apparently loved by English majors but I just feel like I have to be put on a list for reading this. Like man, this dude is a sex hound at 65+ for teenage girls and while most of them hate him nowadays, why did this guy Get It???

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do yall stretch and crack your toes inside the shoe or out?

09.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh... tempting...

09.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the wrong cap, the cap to my pen. I tried to signal that to him before we all left, but he grinned at me and nodded. Fucker wanted to keep my pen cap! I tried chasing after him but then lost him.

So... yeah I didn't expect layers

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

moment because I apparently primed an orbital strike in an area around me
- Waking up from THAT to realize I was asleep before going to a math's class in college, but the professor didn't want to teach so we tried to do calligraphy instead. I borrowed a classmate's pen and gave it back to him with +

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the feels thinking about the dude in my life who was like that, before remembering he was a dickhead in school. So, uh, yeah
- Me trying to look up said dude going as far as trying Facebook. I did not succeed.
- Waking up from THAT dream to where I was in my cousin's house and I was blind for a +

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had dreams within dreams within dreams, many of them embarrassing:
- Reading a book called The One Who Got Away, a short book about a woman who recalls having a classmate in elementary and middle school named Brendan who was mature and kind with her, who she had a friend crush on. It got me in +

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude inspired by my favorite class in Mewgenics, the Butcher :)

07.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#mewgenics
This game is totally addictive.

07.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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some weird cats from Mewgenics

03.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky auto moderation not working because I see cock despite me disabling adult content, nice

08.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11690 πŸ” 2153 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 129

to not be there, or to be too deep in sleep to notice.

I had no idea what the people were protesting, all I knew was that we wouldn't be safe if this crowd noticed us.

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, I had a weird dream over my 2-hour nap.

There was a protest rally going on outside my house. Like, chanting and lights and everything. I couldn't read the signs, since it was night time and it was hard to see. But my family and I were scared, so we hid while inside our house pretending +

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude inspired by my favorite class in Mewgenics, the Butcher :)

07.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a map for these folks, too. I can go ham soon...

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the void images Bluesky, very cool

07.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. Danchi Days slaps. If one can successfully make a GBA-inspired game on the wide screen then there should be a Princess Debut successor somewhere

07.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized... if I make enough NPCs and maps, I can make like. A TTRPG setting book. That's a thing, isn't it???

07.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0