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@jpseacow

Semi-retired eye care professional. Believer in science, evidence and reality. “From the sharks in the penthouse to the rats in the basement, it’s not that far” - Kirsty MacColl. Where’s my passport? 💙

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@swerpette.bsky.social found ya!! YAY!

10.10.2025 23:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Omar enjoying the trains

08.03.2025 01:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This arrived in my inbox today and I’m thinking Leo’s lawyers would like a word. I hope they’re viscous, relentless, merciless f*ckers.

20.02.2025 13:31 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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As the song says, Fight Eagles Fight!!
www.instagram.com/reel/DF0OzbJ...

09.02.2025 22:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahaha! Brilliant!

19.01.2025 21:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same in Philly 🤷‍♂️
Happy New Year back atcha!

01.01.2025 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kneel down and go “pspspsps”

29.12.2024 15:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Get ready, cause here he comes! Midnight Christmas Eve w/ @djrobertdrake.bsky.social is right around the corner. #XPNTNB

23.12.2024 00:43 👍 42 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 5

Everything about college football has become a clusterf*ck. I don’t care and can’t even watch anymore.

24.12.2024 16:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awesome! The hard work has paid off 😉

17.12.2024 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stop using logic. Maybe then you’ll figure it out.

17.12.2024 23:53 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

White much?

17.12.2024 23:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Send him to my back yard!!

17.12.2024 23:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unsalted Kerry Gold, usually 😉

15.12.2024 05:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, but we’ll have cheaper eggs!! Oh, wait….

14.12.2024 00:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why on earth would Canada wanna do this? Do they look stupid?

13.12.2024 23:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So some Bozo I know sent in his list without writing them down first. That would be me…. I’m the Bozo. I remember most but I’m not sure which got bumped off when I culled the list from 17 to 10
Can anyone tell me how to find them on the website?? XPN staff??? Can ya help a guy out??

12.12.2024 21:02 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I get it! I’m teaching a driving lesson from 4:30 - 7:30! 🤦

12.12.2024 20:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did I forget Paper Planes???
#xpncountdown

12.12.2024 20:39 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Here Comes Fatty Claus" - from "A John Waters Christmas"
"Here Comes Fatty Claus" - from "A John Waters Christmas" YouTube video by BobSeger1981

youtu.be/MQ4ApY9YbYw?...

11.12.2024 14:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

History

11.12.2024 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When ya got it, ya got it!!

06.12.2024 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YAY Dad! I have my own story that involves tossing lit firecrackers into a shed that the squirrels had chewed their way into, only to realize that it wasn’t only the squirrels in there, but also 2 cans of gas for the mower and trimmer. That’s when I realized that my squirrelmania was problematic 😂

30.11.2024 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Must be one of these days

30.11.2024 05:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe one of those “Second Amendment people” the tangerine nightmare talked about in 2016 can handle this🤷‍♂️😉

30.11.2024 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re gonna need to shop around. I only paid $75mil for three

28.11.2024 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get off my lawn!!!!

27.11.2024 04:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who told you it was unnecessary?

23.11.2024 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We all shoulda done that with Tangerine Hitler in 2015/16, mass media especially. Maybe then we wouldn’t be where we are today

23.11.2024 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the betrayal of those who joined despite the oppression and persecution

18.11.2024 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0