Morgan L. Stringer

This man has practiced law longer than I’ve been alive and worked for the DoJ. I’m hooting and hollering.

That’s exactly what he did!

Easily in my top ten of weirdest lies told to a judge.

I wish I had made arrangements earlier. 😭

I voted for both today!

POV: you are the captain of an Iraqi oil tanker idling in a Dubai port

People in Mississippi were already mad about this, and now that it’s happening, it’s going to get wild.

At the end, he said to be optimistic about long-term over short-term results. That’s when I knew. Financial analysts only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

I mean he’s doing better than all the other finance bros who believe only good can happen.

Is it good that my 401K manager just emailed me to say he’s monitoring the situation in Iran?

He also set up Bran being the villain and that never paid off.

Jim Downey Asks to Clarify meme.

I will be cheering for Office of the Commonwealth’s Attorney for Arlington County and the rule of law!

Don’t do it!

Doug Dimmadone, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. From the Fairly Odd Parents.

This site has the juice.

I ain’t skooting. I’m skeeting!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I want it to be part of Woke 2.0 so bad though. We need a return to civic virtue.

Do not place this burden upon my shoulders.

Oh I know ABH DIPBROW when I see it!

He has got to put down the Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow!

Force majeure is once again having a moment.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

So no one understands what a credit bureau is

This is the best news I’ve gotten all week!

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

I’m so jealous.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0