painting, spaceships in the sky, scary aliens with guns in a garden, yet they're all looking lovingly at a dog wagging its tail
the dog wants to be petted
12.03.2026 02:51
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painting, spaceships in the sky, scary aliens with guns in a garden, yet they're all looking lovingly at a dog wagging its tail
the dog wants to be petted
Oh, and look, here's that class action suit! That anyone with half a brain would have seen coming! From, like, a million miles away!
Just because you work in tech doesn't mean you're smart.
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
This is Hazel. She did some minor redecorating while you were out. Hopes you like it. 12/10 (TT: kelly_smith02_)
Anyone got the ear of someone at WotC? My toddler requests a Muppet MTG set.
Anybody who ever says shit like this is too much of a wimp to be poor. A week of the added poverty fees would knock his ass out.
A screenshot of an online convo 1st person - a girl I was dating once asked me what I liked about her. I rattled off a list, super easy, gave her a kiss, and smiled. She nodded, took a breath, and asked me” What do you like about that that’s not in service to you?” This question rocked me and is one I think most men should ask themselves about any woman they’re seriously interested in. Response- Respectfully, men need to ask themselves this about women in general, not just women they’re interested in. Patriarchy teaches men to believe women exist for them. Like women are just waiting around for the next man to need/want something from us so we can be who he wants us to be. A smiling face, a listening ear, someone to consume. Seeing women this way is dehumanizing. Until a man can see the full of humanity in women as a Collective, he should be focused on therapy not dating.
do you like women, or do you just like how women make you feel?
Flame thrower as a protection device
Flammable Material
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Screenshot of an email, text reads: In December 2024, Walmart acquired VIZIO and on February 1, 2026, VIZIO became a Walmart private label brand. We are writing to let you know that the way customers access VIZIO OS products and services is changing. To streamline the customer experience, VIZIO is transitioning to use Walmart accounts for sign-in for all newly purchased VIZIO OS Smart TVs. No action is required from you at this time on your current Smart TV.
AYFKM 😡😡😡
(Also will this country EVER care about monopolies & breaking up excessively large companies ever again? … why the fuck does Walmart need/want Vizio?!)
I miss rabbit ears and stolen cable
Fucking burn it down
The one thing I can tell you as an author and as a jewelry maker is if you see other artists as competition or, worse, stepping stones, you've lost.
A rising tide lifts all boats. It won't be your boat today, maybe, but it might be tomorrow and the energy you put out there will come back to you.
It wasn't "cancel culture" when women and people of color got used up, silenced, and dismissed before their careers even began. It only became "cancel culture" when powerful abusers started having established careers momentarily inconvenienced by revelations of what they'd done.
wouldn't this be baked chicken?
remember popples? the only stuffed animal I know of you jam up it's own ass for funsies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPT8...
Every year I celebrate my birthday month with some sorta theme (sometimes intentionally, most of the time unintentionally). This year seems to be about dancing, so I was hoping y’all might help me build a playlist of good dancing music by sharing your favorite songs to dance to.
I have always had an intense love of I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Whitney Houston) and always will.
“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”
GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON
Americans rise up against your government.
I was about to put it on. The bra was in my lap (I was just gettin up so sittin in bed) and as I put my hands through the straps that lil sum bitch ran outta one of the cups right at me. So, close but not wearing yet.
Had a big one come running out of my bra a month or so ago...the screaming, i am not proud to say, was heartfelt and loud.
Call your dog without calling your dog
Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US
gofund.me/140322128
This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)
Help Kelly Pannek
This one is for a REAL need and imma hopeful that an auto company gonna step up. KELLY PANNEK from the women’s hockey team got hits by someone who totaled her car. She needs a new car.
Lots of brands commenting that they want to help,, but few truly stepping up. Who can help,??
This is a SUPER cute TL cleanse. Stop doomscrolling.
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
