It helps to be a trained scientist. They are just trying to get clicks by terrifying people.
11.03.2026 20:32
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Also (p.s.), 12.7% of people who are obese develop pancreatitis.
11.03.2026 20:26
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Or due to rapid weight loss, which has been linked to bariatric surgery, dieting, and Ozempic. All three share similar rates (around 1%).
11.03.2026 20:24
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1. 3 out of 3 million is .0001%
2. Correlation is not causation.
3. Obesity is correlated with death and suicide (one study: 33% of obese women and 13% of obese men report suicidal behavior). Is this also reported in causative terms?
4. Dieting is correlated with suicidality 13.4m-18.8f%.
11.03.2026 20:21
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@timonionfz.bsky.social This guy really needs to work for The Onion.
10.03.2026 19:23
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Great but where’s the sacred baseball cap?
10.03.2026 12:22
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sweet jesus
10.03.2026 04:03
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I want to be witty, but I'm too gobsmacked.
09.03.2026 21:59
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I didn't know who I was meeting when I met this guy in a swing dance class. Then I learned his name. Then I got to know him, and I knew who I had met. After that, reader, I married him.
09.03.2026 20:52
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I love those guys.
09.03.2026 05:25
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Completely agree. That type of talk is simply magical thinking.
07.03.2026 22:46
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They consider us dogs and they are taking us into a field to shoot us.
07.03.2026 22:31
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Also what in the name of DC comics is that bizarre logo?
07.03.2026 18:00
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Also what in the name of DC comics is that bizarre logo?
07.03.2026 17:59
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Unfortunately, at least at my university, so much is demanded of the faculty (as support staff positions are shut down for budget reasons) that we simply cannot do everything expected of us without working beyond a civilized 40 hour workweek.
07.03.2026 17:56
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I don't think the nostril-fingerer will be very competent
05.03.2026 20:51
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Schadenfreude is my drug of choice
05.03.2026 20:24
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Ah, my favorite verse.
05.03.2026 20:07
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He fired her on "Truth" social, and she doesn't know. Hahahahahahahahaha
thehill.com/video-clips/...
05.03.2026 19:33
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Somebody give her a bankie!
05.03.2026 19:26
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Your wish is their command!
05.03.2026 19:25
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"Kristi Noem is fired" is a sweet sentence, but not the one I wish for every day.
05.03.2026 19:24
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Aww, he's a wittle babee
05.03.2026 19:23
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First he was a lumberjack. Then he was a dockworker.
05.03.2026 04:41
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Me too! Out loud and everything! Go bunny go bunny go!
05.03.2026 04:39
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please oh please oh please oh please oh please
05.03.2026 04:36
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I have older bras.
04.03.2026 02:43
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It’s his oozing evil escaping
03.03.2026 16:36
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Three people kneeling by a memorial in the snow in front of a brick house, with lines and lines of colorful flowers, as well as signs and candles
BREAKING: A “credible whistleblower” has revealed FBI forensic experts were ordered to “stand down” from processing the scene of Renee Good’s murder — because Kash Patel did not want Good “referenced as a ‘victim.’”
Source: Senate Judiciary Democrats
02.03.2026 22:19
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Can you imagine being an actual leader sitting there?
03.03.2026 00:04
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