Call me Ben the way I Folds these Fives
05.03.2026 23:59
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Call me Ben the way I Folds these Fives
Attempting to see someone dj with a thruple and getting stuck in the time loop bc they all just start making out whenever I leave the room
It's not all fun but it is all games .
Fuck this Marco Rubio fucker
Wow it’s so cool I know an alien visitor
2026 tootsie-roll hate convention will be held in Kalamazoo Michigan this year
#SGSSensai hi Stephen, listening the most recent episode and just wanted to say that “sovereignty” doesn’t so much refer to an actual land/country, but rather the authority or independence of a country/group/individual. Which feels very appropriate considering the current events in elbaph
You know what. I’m here for the journey. So let’s keep it moving
Sometimes you just gotta take the piss
I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good
I like the pixies I’m not afraid to admit it
I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good
You don’t even need chopsticks for ramen, you can cut the noodles with your spoon against the side of the bowl.
Follow me to #learnmore about Asian cuisine!
For some reason “Cali sober” sounds a lot better than “not drinking anymore”
Just got this, what a coincidence
The midwestern urge to take half a tab and shovel snow
If I show you a cool rock, that’s a body
my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
Getting back in my zone. You gotta just tweet.
It’s not about engagement it’s about sending a message
Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!
Everybody’s so beautiful
Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!
Almost told a parking cop something really heinous
The Straw Hat jolly roger has become a symbol of protest movements across the world.
This week we take a deep dive into the use of #OnePiece across the world with @theonepiecedr.bsky.social and GolferGare, please give it a listen if you can! 🏴☠️
www.onepiecepodcast.com/podcast/onep...
Skateboarding
Don’t let your dreams just be dreams
My thing is, you just don’t call yourself MJ Lenderman unless you’re an attorney, lending people money on bad credit, or both
I hate when #bae gets voted off the great British baking show
Sippin that soup that made tom say yum
Ref😭his ass did NOT have possession of that when he came down!! 😭😭