Travis from his porch 🌻

the "9th to come" ... would be the incursion itself?

If you actually feel that way, maybe don’t vote to confirm Trump’s nominees like you did just this week?

So back to Venezuela then

so by that logic, the minority in either chamber should always just do what the majority wants. That’s … not how representative democracy works

international date line, bitches

Explain why they can’t vote no

That’s about it, yup

“Congress does not have a constitutional role in the declaration of war” she says, in those exact words.

“Wait, isn’t there some way we can rake-step this and beclown ourselves publicly?”

-nearly every elected Dem

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Coventry

But hear me out …

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Dire, obviously

it really is a wonder why any of us bother to vote Dem at all. seriously, what is the point? they are not an opposition, they are now functionally another subsidiary of Trump, Inc.

despite their "best effort," the Washington Generals lost yet again, brining their career record against the Harlem Globetrotters to a macabre and stunning 0-314

and OJ wrote a book called "if i did it"

just bought a Sphere ticket for 5/1. turns out the value of money is totally an illusion!

imagine what a completely credulous idiot you'd have to be to think "yeah these guys will have our backs for perpetuity"

unfortunately the people we protected this way are all dead because we projected kinetic lethality

waiting with baited breath here. did he finally flaunt the hot new drapes or nah?

i already know the answer. you already know the answer. Megyn already knows the answer. Laura already knows the answer.

they real question is how long they'll pretend not to, or alternatively, how they'll justify the war crime once they admit it

big, muscular guys wearing hard hats and hi-viz vests, carrying steel I-beams and livestock and machine guns, tears in their eyes, crying "please sir we need the save america act it's the only thing that matters

the best way to ensure price stability at the pump is to casually threaten to murder 90 million people in a major oil-producing country

it's the death-by-car aspect that keeps me from biking my 5 mile commute

for instance, if you want to talk about it using arithmatic and mathematics, you don't say "down 600 percent"

saying "down prices big" should lead to a series of doctor's visits

our kinetic warfighters will absolutely obliterate healthcare, until no one even remembers its name