Andrex toilet paper always reminds me that I'm just a bit too sensitive. - Anton Chekhov

Or Foucault was serving Kant in his archeological project.

I would like to petition all philosophy academics to start saying Kanty instead of Kantian 'Foucault sometimes characterised his archeological project in Kanty language' just sound so much more...💅

The 😬 emoji is also useful if you want to say things like
😬I look quite pretty 😬
😬PARLEY😬