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Cholula

@cholulaconamor

30s, she/her, married, πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·, sometimes wrestling, sometimes D&D, ???

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You may be under-qualified for your job, but you will never be THIS unqualified.

Follow your dreams. Lean into your delusions. Sell feet pics.

10.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a wall of toys Alt: A man suggestively wiggling his thick eyebrows

All aboard~ 🀭

10.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 7883 πŸ” 3327 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And I do mean Heated Rivalry because rivals to lovers is a phenomenal arc

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heated Rivalry for girl racers? I’m listening 🍿

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course WWE made Penta a Superstar. They can’t call them wrestlers, after all.

10.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that, but I’m way more powerful than most bugs and it would still piss me off if one got in my face

10.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how hard you think you’d bomb at an open mic night, you will have to aspire to be as bad as JD Vance.

10.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought about it too, but I don’t trust Triple H with things like that, lol

10.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then how does the second number grow? Does someone need to curse him for him to be 2-1?

10.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That seems silly because it’s not like being fully regenerated heals anything mentally. Like he should still retain at LEAST an aversion to cats, like he should be distracted enough to be pissed off at seeing one.

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

35!

09.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup! True story. Welcome to West Texas.

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still believe in a higher power, but I do have some questions for them.

09.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It also didn’t help that nobody could explain β€œhate the sin, not the sinner” in a way that made any amount of sense.

09.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When we moved to Texas, we learned that the churches who were courting us not only wanted 10% of our parents’ salaries but they also wanted to see pay stubs and bank statements to make sure we were paying our fair share. That’s about when organized religion stopped being enforced in our house.

09.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad timing, unfortunately, but I’m glad at least some folks are being civil!

09.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worries. There are a contingent of Bluesky users who post primarily about politics who also have outdated & inaccurate views about professional wrestling and its fans. If you encounter any defensiveness from the community, it’s because folks tend to approach with derision rather than curiosity.

09.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If that were true, then biopics about professional athletes would never sell.

Let’s look at this another way. Why is there such a huge audience for Game of Thrones when real Medieval history is right there? The answer is storytelling. We know it’s a performance, and we enjoy the pageantry & drama.

09.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a flyer for the event. The background is a muted purple yellow and green swirl. The black text on the left side says, β€œTokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling Grand Princess Viewing Party with Sayuri Namba live in person! Sunday, March 29. Doors 5pm, show 5:30pm Theme House Chicago” there’s a circular logo for Chicago Joshi Night below that, featuring a cartoon of a Joshi Wrestler with her fist raised and a determined look on her face.) on the right side of the image, we see Sayuri Namba. She’s wearing an impossibly cool leather outfit and looking serious.

It’s a flyer for the event. The background is a muted purple yellow and green swirl. The black text on the left side says, β€œTokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling Grand Princess Viewing Party with Sayuri Namba live in person! Sunday, March 29. Doors 5pm, show 5:30pm Theme House Chicago” there’s a circular logo for Chicago Joshi Night below that, featuring a cartoon of a Joshi Wrestler with her fist raised and a determined look on her face.) on the right side of the image, we see Sayuri Namba. She’s wearing an impossibly cool leather outfit and looking serious.

We’re thrilled to have Sayuri Namba, former TJPW ring announcer and sparking personality joining us IN PERSON as the host of the show! She’ll be available for meet-and-greets and signed merchandise.
Buy your tickets by March 14 for special early-bird pricing!
www.eventbrite.com/e/tjpw-grand...

09.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

All sources indicate that EFFY is, was, and always will be fine.

09.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats / good luck!

09.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12415 πŸ” 7515 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7438 πŸ” 2101 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 111

That’s rad! Have so much fun today ❀️

08.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago Primary Election 2026 πŸ—³οΈ
Everything you need to know about voting March 17: blockclubchi.co/4aCsMRV

08.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooo! Have fun! Do they have any of those white strawberries?

08.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of good guesses, did anyone make the post for today?

Because 46/50 in Timeguessr today. 😎

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08.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Please send this around again. I cant barely get out of bed because of covid and my bills are falling behind. I've been working so hard to get back to stable and it's falling apart. Trying to raise $750 to get back on track. Every bit helps including boosts. Thank you πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

07.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh I was way off. I was thinking NE USA, early to mid-90s πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0