phallicpalace

gonna try to be more present on here in the new year since i’ve deleted tweeter

A cardboard sign on the edge of a sidewalk with grass and purple flowering plants behind it. The sign has a black skull and crossbones symbol at the top, with the words "ESTATE SALE" below it, and an arrow pointing to the left.

Some interesting branding down the street from me right now

Kaye’s dream.

loving the new blue sky icon, graphic design works cause i’ve been back here to scroll lately!!!

diagnosed with Weak Ass Bitch disease

went to the physiotherapist about what i thought was serious carpal tunnel issues, turns out i just have abnormally weak hands…

how could i have forgotten these

been asking friends to start calling me Sage lately, it’s been nice 🫶

hand painted image in black and grey tones of a masculine merry-go-round white horse with a flag that says “DAD”, on a background of grey flowers

the prompt for this one started with “my dad was a carnie”

Having 26 more bottom ribs added so I can finally reach the tender leaves at the top of the acacia tree

listening to undercover martyn and having a lil personal rave at work

I’m doing my part

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*major flashbacks on seeing these*

thank you so much 🫶🫶🫶 😭

Plate painted like a Mars crater with Perseverance rover making tracks down the center and Ingenuity helicopter flying above.

Plate painted like a Mars crater with Perseverance rover making tracks down the center and Ingenuity helicopter flying above (side view)

Plate painted like a Mars crater with Perseverance rover making tracks in a circular direction and Ingenuity helicopter flying above.

Plate painted like a Mars crater with Perseverance rover making tracks in a circular direction and Ingenuity helicopter flying above. (Detail of rover and helicopter)

Just goofin’ on Mars
#pottery

thank you 💕💕

hand painted sheet of Old School RuneScape themed designs, including characters, weapons, armour, and various iconography

finished my OSRS flash today 🫶

i love having horrible gastrointestinal issues ❤️

I find it hard to believe that there is a guy who would burgle only hamburgers and then only from McDonald's. I'm sorry but that sounds fake as shit.

I’m gonna haunt the fuck out of my estate sale

need another like 298 quirked up bisexual leftists to fill out the commune

h8 landlords, tf do u mean it’s $1300 monthly to live in a place with no washer/dryer??

I hate anti-unhoused benches, and if you give "a racoon" an Alan wrench, you too can hate them with me.

Good morning, Racoon PSA morning.

told my mom I finally got on bluesky and she didn’t even say congratulations, just “so where’s MY code?”

a very stupid 3 panel meme of a hot blonde girl strutting, then stopping to see a book, but it's a forklift certification manual, and then the final part is her sitting in a forklift

This is the stupidest thing I've ever made

I missed you 🫶 c:

can’t wait to find all the other communists again