Lube Enthusiast

Do I ever drop whole “enthusiast” act? Let the mask slip? Chuckles if only such a thing was possible…

Netanyahu is not dead 🙄 he is safe & sound, locked in a cage in my basement

I ♡ Iran and their mission to destroy the epstein countries. May each missile cause MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION

For 3 years i hid an Iranian sleeper cell agent on my beach and right before he was about to destroy America a coconut fell on his head and gave him amnesia

BREAKING: Archer, leader of the Gorgonites has been killed by a missile strike in the Middle East

There's only 1 computer in Australia and we all have to share

Dreamt an extremely low-rez (mario party 1?) Wario saying “Here ye Here ye, Gundam Gundam”

(Watching Homer Simpson make a silly mistake with a comical level of confidence that sets up the rest of the episode) This dumb fat fuck feels way too safe shooting his dumb fat fuck mouth off (Getting up and walking around) Dumb fat bald fuck needs to shut his fucking mouth

Damn. Sorry for your loss

I do not resemble my profile pic. For starters, i'm paler

Avowed screenshot of a Mime doing cool pose

Mime powering up his chi

Melee Mime KO’s evildoer

My new unarmed character, Mêlée Mime. If he could speak, he’d tell you how deadly his martial arts are #Avowed

Make sure to download those games on your backlog list before global nuclear war destroys all the servers

MGS: Portable Ops [OST] - Showtime YouTube video by Nox

crying in the mall listening to Showtime from Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops. specifically when the strings section comes in youtu.be/ZCvJGLAT4pM?...

just traded my Charizard for a really rare pokemon

tommy’s daddy came home in a box because the president says we need war

lizard

Slaying the undead with my Holy water-based lubricants

I’ve known the Grey Jinjo family for years. i resent the funeral comments made by their relatives that i’m a “(cracker) only after their jiggie”

peeing with such force the urinal cake flings up the wall and into my mouth

I think I’m the only caucasian guy here at the funeral for the Grey Jinjo family

I’ve lived in this coastal town for 5 years and it’s only now occurring to me i should probably walk to the beach sometime

Guinness boob of world records

I hate it when i fall into freezing water and immediately resurface encased in a bobbing icecube

satan’s birthday is on the 66th of june, 666 AD

Me trying to find the clitoris

Here. Present. Here. Here.