adam beilman

“Trent Sherfield??”

So how’s everybody doing

They talked to every kicker in the country to find the guy right for this moment

New York’s Football Team

It should be no surprise that the Bills’
Bishop finally showed up this week

Fellas,,,

Romo
Olsen
Aikman
Collinsworth
Getting hit by a bus
Brady

Romo is goofy but I just think he has the best understanding of the (modern) game and translates for the viewer the best. Inserted Olsen because same reason.

Berlin Marathon 2025
3:38:57

- Temps peaked at 80F, the wurst conditions I’ve ever raced in.
- Got beat handily by Harry Styles.
- Saw 4 different spectators in Josh Allen jerseys.

Houston (and I guess Nashville) keeps the AFC South out of the basement.

Whereas Pittsburgh and Baltimore do not make up for the sins of Cincinnati

Anyone know German that can help me translate?

Woke up at 2:15a to watch the Bills on a laptop via VPN in Berlin. Did not disappoint.

Scheiß auf die Delfine forever

@nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social

Sounds like it’s time to get you to God’s country (Brooklyn)

No snacks, just 3 Red Bulls.

Then you drive to the nearest coast in order to drain the oceans to find and kill god

Whenever my inbox is clear, Gmail has insisted that I have (1) unread email. It has been this way for at least the past 4 years and there’s no way for me find it because you can’t search just the primary inbox

Is there any connection between USA Football and the NFL, or is the governing body all “flag football guys”?

A window AC unit on a table outdoors with tools and cleaning supplies

A window AC unit that has been taken apart and is now in pieces

The pieces of a window AC unit in garbage bags

An e-commerce product page showing a new window AC unit

Clean mold from your window air conditioner with these simple steps!

Saints UDFA class is just the entire roster from the Key & Peele sketch

Unusual for whom?

One of my neighbors screamed at Wallace and me once saying, “what if I came over and peed on your house?!” to which the only response I had was, “…ok?”

Here’s hoping “See you in court” becomes the 2025 version of “I’m reclaiming my time”

A Buffalo Bills valentine with a picture of Nathan Peterman and the caption “I would pick you five times”

Happy Valentine’s Day

I wouldn’t have thought this was possible in 2021

Absolutely zero drip. Critically low levels of swag

It’s the John Mulaney “Horse in a Hospital” bit on a slightly smaller scale

I work in advertising and once had a client who was obsessed with the Dawn ducks. To the point where he would remark, in reaction to ideas we presented that underwhelmed him, “well it’s no Dawn ducks.”

I went to the Chiefs page on the other app to see their injury report, and the 3rd tweet down in their feed was an ad for some incoherent crypto + anti-Fauci thing?

I did seriously pause for a second and think whether their admin might have RT’d on the work account by mistake

Bringing Glory to the Lakes for the next 30 years. @beils.bsky.social

Fuck you. Go Bills.

Some are saying the Buffalo Bills may never lose again @alexnotander.bsky.social