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@hawaiijeno

Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet

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That does it. I’m convinced. Linda is a plant through which Vince is booking the entire administration.

12.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bed?

12.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Death rattle maracas.

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Younger Einstein.

12.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s so beautiful! I saw this in the theater without knowing anything about it. It’s definitely best to go in blind.

12.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nyquil, take me away…

12.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gurl how bout we crack open this cradbury egg an see where it lead us ?

12.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

12.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am officially authorizing the release of 200 million hotdogs from our strategic hotdog reserves deep in the limestone caves of kentucky

americans can rest easy

11.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Standards have to be maintained. We’re a nation of laws. All that kind of stuff applies here.

12.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think there’s any other option

12.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy, happy birthday!!!

12.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A gotdamned CAPITAL crime!!

12.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember to HOLD THE DAMN ROPE when tagging in. It drives me nuts that this isn’t enforced anymore.

12.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@marlo.ooo i made this like nine or ten years ago can you believe it

12.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY

12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will y’all just make out already

12.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if this gets to 1k i’ll post hole

12.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

A 9-year-old boy, Masao, searches for his mother during summer vacation with an unlikely chaperone, the grumpy Kikujiro, leading to a series of misadventures.

12.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mac and cheese is important when you have a head cold.

12.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it. I’m making pasta.

11.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m sorry. I totally get it.

11.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every bra post reminds me how happy I am with my reduction. They’re a little kick of serotonin out of nowhere.

11.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s called Grindr now.

11.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some folks just can’t recognize a good thing when it’s staring them in the face

11.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he went to vegas and got ripped off by a hooker.

11.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m picturing this while The Way You Make Me Feel is playing.

11.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try lying to make your life easier. I'm dead serious, stop fighting pointless battles. How do I know when to lie, and who to? Simple. Is it any of their business? Lie. Are they going to want to argue? Lie. Is this someone you don't respect or like much? LIE ALL DAY AND NIGHT. Fuck em, I'm tired

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue circle with a jar of mayo on it that says mayocoin ALT: a blue circle with a jar of mayo on it that says mayocoin
11.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you know anyone who lives or works near Union MO, we need more *reliable* cat shelter volunteers in the mornings.

Or if you have ideas about where we could find volunteers, that would also be helpful.

11.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0