Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊

That does it. I’m convinced. Linda is a plant through which Vince is booking the entire administration.

Bed?

Death rattle maracas.

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Younger Einstein.

It’s so beautiful! I saw this in the theater without knowing anything about it. It’s definitely best to go in blind.

Nyquil, take me away…

gurl how bout we crack open this cradbury egg an see where it lead us ?

Hell yeah

i am officially authorizing the release of 200 million hotdogs from our strategic hotdog reserves deep in the limestone caves of kentucky

americans can rest easy

Standards have to be maintained. We’re a nation of laws. All that kind of stuff applies here.

I don’t think there’s any other option

Happy, happy birthday!!!

A gotdamned CAPITAL crime!!

Remember to HOLD THE DAMN ROPE when tagging in. It drives me nuts that this isn’t enforced anymore.

@marlo.ooo i made this like nine or ten years ago can you believe it

FINALLY

Will y’all just make out already

if this gets to 1k i’ll post hole

A 9-year-old boy, Masao, searches for his mother during summer vacation with an unlikely chaperone, the grumpy Kikujiro, leading to a series of misadventures.

Mac and cheese is important when you have a head cold.

Fuck it. I’m making pasta.

I’m sorry. I totally get it.

Every bra post reminds me how happy I am with my reduction. They’re a little kick of serotonin out of nowhere.

It’s called Grindr now.

Some folks just can’t recognize a good thing when it’s staring them in the face

I bet he went to vegas and got ripped off by a hooker.

I’m picturing this while The Way You Make Me Feel is playing.

Try lying to make your life easier. I'm dead serious, stop fighting pointless battles. How do I know when to lie, and who to? Simple. Is it any of their business? Lie. Are they going to want to argue? Lie. Is this someone you don't respect or like much? LIE ALL DAY AND NIGHT. Fuck em, I'm tired

If you know anyone who lives or works near Union MO, we need more *reliable* cat shelter volunteers in the mornings.

Or if you have ideas about where we could find volunteers, that would also be helpful.