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Mid-Level Millenial Space Wizard with ADHD; Professional GM and Storyteller, Amateur Human. Wants to be Santa when he grows up

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Wtf. Had dreams about physically fighting demons and Klansmen with suplexes, musical numbers Broadway style, and a literal flaming sword all while screaming scriptures at them. I'm too tired to comprehend this today, brain.

19.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marvin the Martian is just Evil Dudley Dooright.

29.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

going to ignore the meritocracy angle here and interrogate the second half: have they taken control? a tech journalist ought to know that this is not true, consumers are shunted into algorithms, dissatisfied with the queue, unable to do something as simple as screenshot a funny scene on most apps

09.12.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Spotify wrapped, my most listened genres. In order; 1) Christmas, 2) Southern Gospel, 3) Bluegrass, 4) Soundtrack, 5) Rock

Spotify wrapped, my most listened genres. In order; 1) Christmas, 2) Southern Gospel, 3) Bluegrass, 4) Soundtrack, 5) Rock

Spotify wrapped, my top songs. In order; 1) punkrocker by the teddy bears, 2) Wanderer's Lullaby by Adriana Figueroa, 3) 5 Years Time by Noah and the Whale, 4) The Mighty Crabjoys by The Mighty Crabjoys, 5) O Come All Ye Faithful by Alan Williams

Spotify wrapped, my top songs. In order; 1) punkrocker by the teddy bears, 2) Wanderer's Lullaby by Adriana Figueroa, 3) 5 Years Time by Noah and the Whale, 4) The Mighty Crabjoys by The Mighty Crabjoys, 5) O Come All Ye Faithful by Alan Williams

Gee, it's almost as if a single movie took over my entire personality for the latter half of this year, and that I'm always looking for music to make the day a little better.

It's almost as if I'm a basic bitch who believes kindness is the real punk rock

03.12.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one I quote the most 🀣 "MIAK?!"

03.12.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TONIGHT I am running a #StarWars game for #charity. I can't wait for y'all to meet the characters this group created.

You can help or hinder their progress in the adventure at donate.tiltify.com/8c85538e-1dd...

03.12.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iirc he also played Jed Clampett in the Beverly Hillbillies movie which I *remember* enjoying as a kid but I've no idea if it's held up

03.12.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's the biggest issue with most Ernest movies. The Ernest parts are the great stupid fun but then you get a subplot to try and pad out the movie and that's what brings it down.

I still quote Ernest Scared Stupid to this day though lol

03.12.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Check us out tonight as we raise funds for charity and play some STAR WARS!

03.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lunch time. Gonna spend it doing some errands. The late night and my multiple coffees to stay awake ate up my calorie budget for lunch today lol

03.12.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna play Jurassic World Evolution 3 but I'm drawing a blank on what I wanna do with the park. Any ideas on themes/styles or goals?

24.11.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fred Claus is fun. Ernest is... Well, it's Ernest! Fun and funny if you like Ernest!

I love it, personally

24.11.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Malevola cosplay from Dispatch!

23.11.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 5462 πŸ” 754 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 6
Black and white Doodles of a pumpkin and Phantump

Black and white Doodles of a pumpkin and Phantump

I've missed just... Doodling for the sake of it instead of trying to create something

18.09.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of me wants to make more YouTube content, but I have no idea what I would even do.

Not to mention having an upload schedule seems just very strange and alien to my brain.

10.08.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My tire has to have a leak in it somewhere. Every morning I wake up and I fill it up to 30 PSI and by the next morning it's down to 23.

10.08.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Whatever you do, don't write a self-insert OC into your stories!"

Bitch pls, I'm in good company with Dante, GRRM, and Tolkien

26.06.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Big, Beautiful Birthday Parade The planned military spectacle lies outside our traditions and projects weakness, not strength

28 tanks. 28 armored vehicles. 4 howitzers. 40 military helicopters. All for one man’s "birthday parade."

10.06.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 737 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 19

Stephen Miller represents everything vile about this administration and drawing more attention to him will (a) make it harder for the administration to pretend this isn't creepy white nationalism in action and (b) likely make Trump jealous to the point he shitcans him like Elon.

Win-win.

10.06.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 5225 πŸ” 1294 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 37
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It’s Wednesday and the Trump regime is lying to the nation about immigrants being criminals, about LA being on fire, and about protestors being insurrectionists. How to counter this and set the narrative straight, in today’s write-up. Link: buff.ly/oO9QqOa

11.06.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 7
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Whoa, look at that.

I mean, only 100% of us could have predicted that this stuff would happen.

11.06.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A collection of items is arranged on a desk in front of a black ergonomic keyboard. The centerpiece is a folded red bandana labeled "Original Redneck Bandana," commemorating the 1921 Battle of Blair Mountain in Mingo County, West Virginia. Around the bandana are several stickers and cards, including:

A circular sticker with two silhouetted miners and the words β€œCourage in the Hollers – Mapping the Miners' Struggle for a Union. A project of the West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.”

A stylized sticker of a tricorn hat with the words β€œForgotten or Suppressed – West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.”

A rectangular sticker reading β€œCOURAGE IN THE HOLLERS” in bold white letters on black.

A gold-framed illustration of a smiling man labeled β€œSmilin’ Sid – 1921 – West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.”

A collection of items is arranged on a desk in front of a black ergonomic keyboard. The centerpiece is a folded red bandana labeled "Original Redneck Bandana," commemorating the 1921 Battle of Blair Mountain in Mingo County, West Virginia. Around the bandana are several stickers and cards, including: A circular sticker with two silhouetted miners and the words β€œCourage in the Hollers – Mapping the Miners' Struggle for a Union. A project of the West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.” A stylized sticker of a tricorn hat with the words β€œForgotten or Suppressed – West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.” A rectangular sticker reading β€œCOURAGE IN THE HOLLERS” in bold white letters on black. A gold-framed illustration of a smiling man labeled β€œSmilin’ Sid – 1921 – West Virginia Mine Wars Museum.”

My order from the West Virginia Mine Wars Museum arrived!

#UnionStrong

21.05.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hawkeye from *M*A*S*H* looking disappointed and confused

Hawkeye from *M*A*S*H* looking disappointed and confused

When your anti-fascist, pro-union playlist randomly adds "Ballad of the Green Berets"

20.05.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What thrill

20.05.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😈A goblin of my weight… FLYING?!😈

πŸ”₯Sounds impossible… But we make it work! Time to play some Skyward Sword! Where somehow a Goblin of MY weight gets to fly around?! BUT WE MAKE IT WORK! SEE YOU THERE!πŸ”₯

www.twitch.tv/TwixeGobbo

#Vtuber #ENVtuber

🎨by & including @thegoblinburrows.gay

20.05.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blinko, Blonko, Blanko, and Tom.

20.05.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boss: "I need you to reschedule your dentist visit."
Me: "I scheduled it a month in advance."
B: "Yeah but you scheduled it for 4pm. That's right when your shift ends."
Me: "Yeah. They close at 5 and don't open until 8am; I start at 7. I'll only be leaving like 20 minutes early."
B: "Reschedule it."

20.05.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect

20.05.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 44316 πŸ” 12876 πŸ’¬ 4900 πŸ“Œ 5400
A wrestler wearing a blue shirt and jeans throws another

A wrestler wearing a blue shirt and jeans throws another

Front view of a Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that says "Philippians 4:13", distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps. He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin

Front view of a Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that says "Philippians 4:13", distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps. He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin

Back view of a Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that has Detroit Skyline on the back, distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps. He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin.

Back view of a Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that has Detroit Skyline on the back, distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps. He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin.

Front left view of Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that says "Philippians 4:13", distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps that say "Hope" and "Prey". He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin. He has a black, bolded letters tattoo on his left shoulder that says "Detroit vs Everyone"

Front left view of Create a Wrestler screen. Male wrestler wears a blue tanktop that says "Philippians 4:13", distressed blue jeans, work boots, red banana that says "SOLIDARITY", and black wrist wraps that say "Hope" and "Prey". He has a long brown beard, green eyes, medium brown hair, and white skin. He has a black, bolded letters tattoo on his left shoulder that says "Detroit vs Everyone"

Reworked my CAW for funsies while I got some reference pics

20.05.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imma have to boot up 2k24 and get my CAW all geared up then

20.05.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0