JD Vance is such an erudite theologian he lets Hitler Simpson handle the low-stakes stuff for him
12.02.2025 23:55
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JD Vance is such an erudite theologian he lets Hitler Simpson handle the low-stakes stuff for him
God fucking help us if everyone finds out that money doesn't even exist and is just a bunch of numbers in a database. And the only ones with any actual control are no longer by-the-book accountants but morally bankrupt villains who don't believe in laws.
This is literally all of Medicaid btw
Trump take egg
Given developments at the Kennedy Center, effective today I am resigning as artistic advisor to the NSO.
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
All the Russiagate stuff was basically true and Trump just fired the investigators and successfully covered it up
Cleave! Cleave, you bastards, cleave!
“Threatened” = “Women laugh at me”
In general it is always funny when people go “the government is LYING to you about the economic data, here’s the TRUTH they don’t want you to know about” and then link to a different government dataset
One thing I find interesting is the way people seem to think people like Musk or Trump being psychopaths/narcissists means they don't genuinely believe their white nationalist/neo-Nazis ideologies.
I'd say the opposite: nothing aligns better with narcissism than an inherently narcissistic ideology.
Jesse Singal follower.
Fix your heart.
i think it's cool that the president is functionally a drug-addled billionaire nazi
Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.
Wikipedia's "Your teacher tells you not to cite it because you can't trust it" to "The last remaining bastion of consistently good information on the internet" arc remains unbeaten.
i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
like, this isn't cocaine high, that teeth grit, neck twitch thing he does is classic amphetamine/methamphetamine shit
The greatest super power the globe has ever known is going implement austerity so a bunch of rich bros can cash out and shoot its military in the foot bc some dudes thought women and queer folks weren’t macho enough.
This is isn’t even a noble collapse. We’re doing Britain, 2008-present
Musk saying social security enables massive fraud
One of Musk's defining qualities is that he is a conspiracy theorist when it comes to government. He will see some ambiguous information or be presented with an easily debunked tale and he immediately believes the worst.
All this. Dirtbag left overgrown adolescents condescending to "shitlibs" and "wine moms" can fuck themselves all over. They're the ones who are leading.
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look, i am not qualified for, frankly, much, but i am absolutely well qualified to tell you that this is a man is who under the influence of a staggering amount of amphetamines
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
I think it's worth repeating plainly that a federal judge halted Musk's federal funding freeze nearly two weeks ago but funds are still very much being frozen in violation of the court order.
complain about jefferies, sure, primary him, i don't care, but hochul's the one with agency she refuses to use
Bumping the only good idea I've had about what should be done about All This so far
Excuse me while I vent for a moment
SHE IS THE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIR. SHE CAN SUBPOENA OFFICIALS, HOLD TELEVISED HEARINGS, HOLD UP ANYONE’S FUNDING, ZERO OUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S FUCKING ICE CREAM AND DIET COKE BUDGET, AND ENFORCE THE APPROPRIATIONS LAWS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF HER PERSONAL POWER.
why has zuck gained 40 pounds of muscle and a thin sheen of flopsweat while grinding his teeth about his new insane appetite for risk. certainly not stimulants and testosterone
LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
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