Terry

This afternoon had to feature the most posts ever about a first round ACC Tournament game between the 15- and 10-seeds.

This assumes your car clock isn’t fractions of a second off, like my old one was. Must’ve been at least 7 minutes slow once the year was up.

At some point there will be another attack on Americans on American soil. We better pray every single one of these loonies is long gone by then because otherwise Claude (or whatever next shitty AI system) will suggest and encourage them to respond with nuclear weapons.

Yikes. That means he’s not bringing him back.

That 2007 Rockies team had no business winning 20 of 21 games or whatever it was they did. I still don’t think Helton ever touched home plate. It was awesome.

JFC this country is broken nearly beyond repair.

It was. I still have about half of them. Including when an A-Wing pilot becomes the new emperor, Lando gets his own reality show, and there were numerous mentions of Admiral Ackbar’s “gentleman’s club.”

My brothers and I had that Luke and Chewbacca when we were kids. When making stop-action movies with our figures we used that one as Chewie’s dad.

“Should a team comfortably in a playoff spot and second in its division trade its 2C (now 1C for a month) because our preseason expectations were all wrong?”

Updated:

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

It’s not just you. But unfortunately, apparently Congress is totally cool with giving up all of its power, and the majority are complete abject cowards.

I’m sure Iran will stop any and all nuclear activity now. Yup. Good job, everyone.

This is obviously horrible, and everyone involved first deserves to rot in the deepest, darkest cells of the worst prison imaginable before going to the worst hell any deity could imagine.

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

Leopards and eating and faces etc. Fuck all of them.

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

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These pictures don’t do it justice (blame me for not fully knowing how to adjust my camera settings), but you have to love a New Mexico sky. 😍

You could easily convince me that pull quote was actually from @theonion.com

Lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, monstrously ugly …

But not the guys currently playing for Minnesota 🤦🏻‍♂️

I don’t know how many reasons you need to *not* buy this monstrosity, but here’s another one.

Haven’t we learned that sequels that come out 10+ years after the original never good? In this instance the original sucked ass too.

As the father of a six-year-old girl, I can guarantee you are also *her* favorite person she met this weekend just for your comment.

Would NFL owners accept Musk as a potential buyer? How much would he have to overpay to get it done?

The single greatest outcome of these Olympics is that finally people are on board with hating 3-on-3. It was good the first year and has been awful ever since.

No one will ever be able to convince me Canada doesn’t win if Sid is healthy.

Connor McDavid twice tried to go 1-on-3 in OT and lost the puck both times. The second time it led to the GW goal. I think he was trying to do a little too much.

For what it’s worth, he was really good in OT against Czechia and in Four Nations. You’re right though. Can’t be trusted.