WendyFromPeterPan

I am the month of March. I reserve the right to be all over the place with temperatures.

Infertility sucks. Vaginismus sucks. Having them both is Suckiness Squared. And this after “waiting for marriage.” I’m a Christian. God and I have had words.

Sundry and diverse toddler actions are the worst

If I send you my address will you come clean my windows? I don’t care which product you use

Do you remember the strange Being they encountered that looked like eyes and a mouth? It wasn’t a god but it wasn’t a creature either.

Why is it called a House Finch? Is there a Senate Finch? What is their opinion on the filibuster?

I have a bone spur in my neck. Is it past the statute of limitations if I was diagnosed ten years ago?

It’s certainly a human rights violation. I don’t think it qualifies as religious persecution unless you require coffee to stay awake while praying. I’ll contact Jesus and get back to you.

Absolutely. Sleep deprivation is an ugly thing.

The theme song of “Ghost Busters.” The 80s were a decade of musical greatness. DON’T THINK OF THE STAY-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN

You’re joking, right? I’m sure the number of McDonalds franchises plus the number of Starbucks coffee shops equals 144,000.

I was in Paris ten days ago. The best part was listening to my son order food for us in French. I’m surprised to see how few letters are in “Paris.” Typically, the French language uses far too many letters.

What finally killed my dad was when cancer spread to his liver. The liver don’t mess around.

Oy, yes. Same with my dad, though my dad wasn’t that old. Y’all, get your colonoscopies. It may save your life.

One nine-month old who never stopped moving + meals to plan + grocery list to make = 3 hours to prepare for shopping trip.

We adopted our daughter when she was nine months old. A few days later my left arm hurt. I wondered why. Ohhhh…that’s what happens when you go from carrying zero weight to carrying 18 pounds.

Wait. Does Bluesky let you edit posts

Especially when the human just went through the spring-forward time change

I’m tired of the Duolingo owl and his passive aggressive threats. If I don’t practice my German, he gets downright sarcastic. Can he replace Kristi Noem so I can get him off my back?

I was born in 1968. Whenever people older than I hear I was born that year, they say, O that was a terrible year. It many ways it was. But I like to think it wasn’t all bad.

Yum. Feel free to invite me to lunch any time. I’ll pay.

I learned how to do that in drivers Ed in 1985. I have heard that on newer cars, the lug nuts are put on so tightly that I would not be able to unscrew them. But I’m 57 years old, so maybe that just applies to me.

How about this? I believe Khamenei deserved to die. He showed no regrets for the thousands of people he murdered. There was a low chance of repentance. The longer he lived, the more innocent people died. I have never voted for Mr. Trump, and I teach refugee women. Not sure what bubble I belong in.

Holy needle in a haystack, Batman

Mac Davis, 1974: Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way

Flight attendant clothing is the height of haute couture

I am sorry to hear of your loss, my friend. Tears…

Anything called a Godwit must be a cool bird.

I had a black and white w those tri-colored toes.

Does a toilet count