Oh sweetie. Oh baby. Oh Button 🤎
Oh sweetie. Oh baby. Oh Button 🤎
On December 30, 2025, I stood up to clap at the end of a Broadway show, and my phone charger fell behind my chair. I reached down at an odd angle to try to grab it, and ended up in urgent care with a pinched nerve.
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
so they're mycoblogging
So far, a great year for books, if absolutely nothing else.
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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The best thing is that I think he'd enjoy that.
Book spine poetry.
I want to look at things that don't suck for a bit.
I just tried to say "no problem" and "all good" to someone at the same time and ended up saying "no good". A+ job, brain.
I finally learned that Meg refers to "megalodon" and not, like, a shark named Megan, after watching the YouTube Pitch Meeting for that.
As long as we're doing this, infant implies the existence of outfant and ink implies the existence of outk.
If I can't talk about hating every comp I see, from chimpanA to chimpanZ what is even the point of this question?
I want a dog that's a cross between a pug and a poodle, so I can make them Doodlebug the Poodle Pug.
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Attention fellow sick people: The only reason you are told to keep hydrated is to feed the snot monster. I have already expelled more than my body weight in mucus. Clearly the only way to end this is to starve it of sustenance.
The going theory is that she has no bones.
@dsbs42.bsky.social Well, this seems as good a way as any to break in my account. Meet Shado, the chaos gremlin and stinky garbage breath queen of the house.