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photo mode addict who wishes sega bass fishing of the dead was real jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)

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12.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

once had dental surgery in an office with cigar-era michelin posters -- strong bender-from-futurama-if-he-was-also-an-anti-dreyfusard vibes

10.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

somnambulant silverwhip, assonant silverspear, transient silverknife, repellant silveratlatl, bioluminescent silverbow, ebullient silvertruncheon, component silversanjiegun, avoidant silversai, equivalent silverbola, ointment silveraxe, pliant silverpolearm

08.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Radiant Silvergun and Judgement Silversword imply the existence of a whole range of shmups with the ***nt Silver(weapon) naming scheme

08.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the only dodging yoshi is a fan of is tax dodging

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

clearly borrowed from amuro at that; amuro has the engineering kink, char cannot appreciate mobile suit design on a level deeper than it looking cool and going fast -- he basically has slightly-above-a-tools-go-brrr understanding

04.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10% searches for the actual pokemon, 30% actively mistyping "flamingo," and 60% suggested-search-as-autofill

25.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't even gacha if you can't afford the platform on which the gachas getcha

24.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's why she can't help it

23.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think? haven't played in over a year so i may be misremembering the cause tbh

22.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fun when you get the adverse version of that from too many tonics though -- got pelted repeatedly from all sides with steel chairs by my angry future selves once, before they finally found the grenades

22.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

first version of civ i played and one of the first ps1 games i played (on pc via bleem -- map didn't display properly so it was largely unplayable)

22.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"shotaro ishinomori dune" is my activation phrase

18.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if your friends dig your grave a little too deeply it unleashes a balrog and they can GOTO 1 right then and there

15.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man Proposes, God Disposes (Edwin Landseer, 1864)

08.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

planet of the planet of the apes
apes of the planet of the apes

07.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"just coated my protective, dirt-resistant coating in a protective, dirt-resistant coating"

31.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

King's Field is a lot like undertale. You wake up in the middle of nowhere and a bunch of skeletons show up and start being assholes for no good reason

23.01.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β™ͺright about now, the false snail hydra
check it out now, the false snail hydraβ™ͺ

12.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i clean all my pens with ink

06.01.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

happy "getting all the 'i haven't done that since last year' jokes out of your system" day

01.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caves of Qud, but also: Norco

30.12.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tbf in ep3 obiwan rode a lizard with feathers

28.12.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

look at you, hacker -- a pathetic creature of meat and bone

26.12.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
gunbeeing
Dec 25, 2024
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Merychippus is an extinct proto-horse of the family Equidae that was endemic to North America during the Miocene, 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot and is the first horse known to have grazed. Wikipedia
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to all who celebrate

gunbeeing Dec 25, 2024 Merychippus Animal Merychippus Follow Merychippus is an extinct proto-horse of the family Equidae that was endemic to North America during the Miocene, 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot and is the first horse known to have grazed. Wikipedia Order: Perissodactvla to all who celebrate

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

25.12.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1539 πŸ” 544 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 14

"getting a lot of taira no kiyomori vibes from this" -guy who has only read the first 3-5 chapters of the tale of the heike

25.12.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nyadoration of the meowgi

24.12.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cool thing about binary domain is that it is secretly Actually Sakura Wars

23.12.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œtry water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

17.12.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 7925 πŸ” 3376 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 72
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

13.12.2025 09:04 πŸ‘ 4381 πŸ” 1440 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 90