Bryce Youngquist

lightweight (n): a left of center British politician not directly appointed by Peter Mandelson

it is one of the more fascinating developments of Brandonization

as Trump becomes more and more bidenesque, the Biden dead enders find themselves bizarrely compelled to insist that covering up the fact that Trump's a pedophile is good actually

sounds like a bad justification for a democratic administration covering up Donald J. Trump being a pedophile, op

there's catastrophic (republican elected) and catastrophic (politicians' crimes exposed) and the dems have made it very clear which one they prefer

remember that time the democrats had proof the republican candidate in 2024 was a pedophile and sat on it on the grounds they were worried some of their friends might be implicated

good times

Mario do something. Mario.

c'mon, you were happy to endorse unlimited slaughter of your racial inferiors in the name of saving your country. what part of one old white lady gives your tummy the rumblies.

the alternative does not bear contemplation.

and in a defensive huddle, about how dare those people on the internet question our beloved leaders, just because they proudly endorsed Donald J. Trump :)

putting your fingers in your ears and trying to drown out the outside world didn't work at the DNC, and it's not working now either.

wouldn't it feel easier, to not consider it your obligation, to explain why your guys voting for Trump is good actually.

if you're married to those explanations, that's fine. can't ask someone to reason themselves out of a position they weren't reasoned into. if you ever start wondering if they might not match up with reality... well, you know where you can find us.

you're free to join us, in opposing voting for Donald Trump, at any time, friend.

door's open.

just saying, it'll give you a better explanation for how Trump won than either "he was secretly a super-genius we underestimated" or "this is God's punishment for the American people's crimes against Him"

oh, VERY bad news for you, about what voting for Donald J. Trump's candidates is.

voting for Donald J. Trump is bad. we are against it. you support it. some friction between us results.

it may help you to know that Karl Marx got famous in the first place dunking on you, specifically

the poor sad liberal insisting that the people had failed his glorious, infallible leaders, because the alternative was that begging moderate conservatives to save him was never going to work.

do you remember how this conversation started, friend.

with you, charging in to defend the honor of Democrats voting for Donald J. Trump, against those darned lefties saying voting for Donald J. Trump is a thing they should not do.

you're the one explaining it's fine by you, friend. we differ on this point.

the orange man, you may have heard, is bad.

you got the attempt to murder enough civilians to try to make your dream come to pass in 2024, friend. what part about the results has you so eager to repeat the approach.

it's a shame those darned lefties can't understand, like you can, why we should support voting for Donald J. Trump.

what part of "apply the existing legal system to republicans" strikes you as revolutionary, friend.

you're allowed to ask people not to vote for Donald Trump, you know.

it's a choice you can make.

bad news, friend. the thing that set you off in the first place was one of those darned lefties saying "Democratic representatives voting for Donald Trump is bad."

this entire tantrum on your part is you whining about how dare those danged lefties insist they shouldn't vote for Donald Trump.

well, among other things, their response to the Republican party attempting to violently coup them was "well boys will be boys" and trying to pretend that never happened

bad call in retrospect

you're the one here defending people voting for Donald Trump, friend. i'm the one saying that's bad actually.

it turns out in a democracy elected representatives are expected to represent the people who elected them

this is an enormous pain in the ass for the representatives, who would REALLY prefer that they could just say "yeah but the other guys though" and devote more time to insider trading

a democratic trifecta, accountable to noone but itself, granted absolute power over this country

who could not fall over themselves fast enough to hand power back to the Republicans, because those dang voters expect them to try to keep their promises if they're in power.

happily voting for Trump

remember back when Biden appointed a Special Commission to look into expanding the supreme court, and then you never heard another thing about it ever again

delightful

hey i'll have you know that codifying roe might have made Republicans mad okay

we are mining the straight, and fishing the bi

voting for Donald Trump is bad, friend.

even when it's your emotional support politicians doing it.

when its a person you like saying your inferiors must die for you, it doesnt feel as bad :)