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Charlie Heinemann

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Technologist, songwriter, short-story writer, politics and factoid junkie.

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Any time I read "feelings don't matter" I think "feelings are all that matter."

27.02.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It started in a sugar cane field!

09.02.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do these guys realize that Hitler lost

02.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, actually, BECAUSE of JD i'm now having to apologize.

22.12.2025 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autocorrect can create the funniest posts

04.11.2025 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Josh Allen was the best football player to live and could actually lead a team to victory over the chiefs.

02.11.2025 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing this 6-7 hours number and think to myself that someone working 40 hr weeks will have 6-7 non-sleeping hours a day on average.

14.08.2025 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bronzer will soon go the way of the Hitler stache. It'll be permanently exciled after all this.

08.07.2025 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has strong "let's just bring in cats to catch the rats" vibes.

24.06.2025 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other than quibi, each tech mentioned is largely still here in some form or another.

14.04.2024 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure we have *burn* these. We can just quit playing them.

04.04.2024 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0