❁ — ᏟᎻᎪᎡᎪ .

* don’t threaten me with a good time.

hup! up on their feet. patting themselves off …

they do look a little confused. no stench of booze, though …

* how ( did ) i get here?

* not ( drunk. )

they’d correct, before swatting at her hand.

* and take me out on a date before you start pulling my hair.

does this to u

* mmgh.

oh? it’s certainly alive.

* five more minutes …

loud wet smack as they hit the floor.

IT'S PAINT ASSHOLE

why’d you say that

h-huh.

YOU’RE WEIRD!!! NOTHING SQUIRTS FROM A WEEWEE!!!

YOU WOULD BUT WOULD SOMEONE WITH A WEEWEE

okay.

then when you’re doing it would you say “i’m gonna squirt? i’m squirting”?

no. stupid.

NOBODY CALLS CUM SQUIRT YOU DWEEB

YES IT LITERALLY DOES WHO CALLS NUT SQUIRT

yeah but squirt usually means yknow

pshhffff

( spraying noises )

…

snrk.

then why’d you say squirt and not nut huh

HUH

AH. you said squirt.

( jabbing finger in her direction. )

squirt is peepee. so you said it first.

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO INSINUATED IT

definitely is …

( deflating as she laid on top of them. she’s actually making them more comfortable like this. )

WHAT?? IT’S A STATEMENT NOT A DESIRE

pole … would just be pissing on you. 💧

a shark?

you wouldn’t catch me dead in the ocean.

( they’re barely budging. either they’re fat, or her noodle arms can’t move them. probably both. )

… them.

( no one. they passed out. )

mmgh.

but the concrete is comfy …

( groaning … she’s not really heavy, so. it doesn’t bother them. )

i can’t squirt, knucklehead.

i don’t have a … y’know.

come meet me in bed i’ll show you

( eyebrow wiggle )

squirt

i don’t do that

haha. “squirt”.

haha.