Carlos B. Eaton

Whenever I do the corporate “tsym!” I always have to read it and then verbalize it as “-tism!”

Very that tbh

pokopia to the polls

Im wearing a robe and a knitted hat that could substitute for a towel wrap and I’m walking around my house like I’m Joan Crawford. TINA!!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!

Woke up and I don’t have a stuffy nose for the first time in a while

Got my first “this account has blocked you” message from @listifications.app and it’s someone I’ve never even talked to or interacted with 🥴 🫠

I was like who???

THE QUEEN

Gooped

This will save America

Parched.

Yes exactly this

Anyone wanna come over and poko my pia

a woman in a floral dress is standing on a stage holding a trophy . ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing on a stage holding a trophy .

Remember a year ago when people were on the lords internet trying to convince the masses that jennifer lopez was gonna be nominated for an Oscar this year?

What happened babies? Where is your assuredness now?

Drag me

For the Oscar watcher girlies

Amy Madigan or Wunmi Mosaku 👀 that’s the only prediction of mine I keep going back and forth on

If I had a ballot, I’d be voting Amy buttt who do we think will win?

Utada Hikaru could’ve written Hamlet but William Shakespeare could never have written “You’re easy breezy and I’m Japanese-y”

Time Machine: We go back in time. Tell Sean Baker to cast Dakota Johnson in the Anora role. Bada bing bada boom

Here’s how Demi Moore can still win the Oscar for The Substance

A woman is standing in an ornate living room holding a cup and saucer, with overlaid white caption text that reads “It’s one gallon of gas Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”, parodying a scene from the TV show Arrested Development with “gallon of gas” edited into the dialogue.

Yoink!

This is how I access Bsky ✨

Yul Brynner was pretty hot too ngl and Burt Lancaster too hmm who else I mean obv Denzel hmm who else

Michael B. Jordan would easily be the hottest Best Actor of all time like we need to make this happen 😭

Timothee Chalamet looks like a qtip that has been pulled out of a bin that had hair in it

You’re laughing. He’s turning into a sentient eyebrow and you’re laughing.

You’re welcome 😘

And yall are like haht dahg

Also idk why this looks so blown out I didn’t filter it lol I just cropped it at the end because the face I made after I finished that little giggle was… not cute lol

We should get coffee sometime and the makeout on the street 💕

Evidence:

(Also the sassy hand on the hip when I was really feeling it lol okay diva calm it down)