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WARIO: haha i just drank your lemonade

MARIO: that was a urine sample

WARIO: a what

MARIO: itsa wee wario

08.03.2026 04:35 👍 104 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

Hop hop

09.03.2026 11:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never understood why they had to figure out which Data instance was the "correct" one because the very next thing they do is put the thing into the stream in unison.

09.03.2026 11:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Headed to bed, and, for no reason, the NBA player Minute Bol pops into my head. And not as a basketball professional, no. No, no. As a unit of measure.

So thanks for that, @thatsabsurdshow.com. Thanks.

09.03.2026 10:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@thatsabsurdshow.com

I can't believe you guys didn't mention the plethora of movies that cover this. For example: www.imdb.com/title/tt1053...

09.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wise man

25.02.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incorrect. It was Jupiter's gravity, but they were going so fast by the time they reached Jupiter that they overshot and settled at Saturn.

25.02.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apple sauce is a mishappened apple.

25.02.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2025 was a dumpster fire, so I made it into a model.
2025 was a dumpster fire, so I made it into a model. YouTube video by North of the Border

Has he been watching North of the Border by chance?

youtu.be/f1OBhxS6RgQ?...

25.02.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations!

17.02.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This has Far Side vibes

17.02.2026 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GoldenEye, then Spy Kids

16.02.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎵
It's the eeend of the prooooject for awesoooome.
It's the eeend of the prooooject for awesoooome.
It's the eeend of the prooooject for awesoooome.
You have to join uuuuus!
🎵

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

16.02.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
mattel launched its first autistic barbie doll

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK mattel launched its first autistic barbie doll

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
polar bears in norway are fatter and healthier than in 1992, despite melting sea ice

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK polar bears in norway are fatter and healthier than in 1992, despite melting sea ice

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
travel costs to be covered for young cancer patients in england

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK travel costs to be covered for young cancer patients in england

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
minnesota tow truck driver has returned over 250 abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK minnesota tow truck driver has returned over 250 abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests

Enjoy some recent good news from around the world 🌍 🌱 (1/3)

15.02.2026 18:17 👍 119 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 3

18 wheels: truck

16.02.2026 00:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read that in Jaws.

(We miss you, John Williams.)

15.02.2026 09:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

make bad art
it's where you start
and sometimes where you end
do some shit
and publish it
or show it to a friend
make bad stuff!
it's good enough
and never ever stop
if someone tries
to criticize
say "what are you, a cop?"

14.02.2026 06:55 👍 95 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

THAT pizza isn't think about you. OTHER pizza is.

15.02.2026 07:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My grandmother used to write specifications for the US military. She told me that one of the guidance points what never to use the word "that".

15.02.2026 07:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

12.02.2026 01:35 👍 7618 🔁 3970 💬 239 📌 610

#3 - I only see one set of clothes, so....

13.02.2026 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump has read (or has read to him) every cautionary tale, and his response was, "let's do it all"

13.02.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

13.02.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎵
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take this guy from me.
🎵

12.02.2026 07:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Maybe you thought I was kidding

maps.app.goo.gl/cdd1oJQHtFEt...

08.02.2026 11:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the north side of Hwy 114, about halfway between Southlake and Roanoke TX, is a solitary tree in a ~20'-sq fence. It has been imprisoned there for at least two decades. No one knows what it did, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

08.02.2026 11:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well if he was a plagiarist, he would've retained credit for himself.

08.02.2026 11:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seeing an ad at the start of a video invokes a primal reaction which is to immediately close the video and lose all interest in watching whatever it was

08.02.2026 06:29 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
JsonSchema.Net.Api - JSON Schema Request Validation for ASP.Net Learn how you can build JSON Schema model validation directly into your ASP.Net pipelines!

New extension library for JsonSchema.Net - JSON Schema validation built into your ASP.Net pipelines!

Read the announcement blog post: blog.json-everything.net/posts/schema...

#dotnet #api #aspnet #json-schema #validation

08.02.2026 01:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Guardian of forever from the Star Trek TOS episode ‘the city on the edge of forever’

The Guardian of forever from the Star Trek TOS episode ‘the city on the edge of forever’

YOU PEOPLE HAVE SCREWED THINGS UP SO BAD THERE IS NO CHANCE OF FIXING IT

06.02.2026 15:14 👍 87 🔁 13 💬 14 📌 0