Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is)

I predict that will be message post presidency when the indictments start rolling in.

bruce lee is eating rice with chopsticks from a bowl . ALT: bruce lee is eating rice with chopsticks from a bowl .

Some shit I just accept.
Be the water.

And we wonder why there’s lesbians.

If there’s worse ways to die, I don’t want to know about it.

Poopy pants.
From this point forward refer to him as nothing but such.

Don’t care. Anything you don’t earn, eventually fucks you but good.

She may be her own worst and most dangerous enemy. But what do I know? 🤷‍♂️

Why? Probably the restraining order.

Mine came out too but it had bullet fragments in it. Part of my intestine too. Hardly hurts now and I don’t have to poop in a bag, but damn son,it was close.

Tried to pretend I cared about the WBC and failed.

And God smiled. 🤗

There’s not enough rubbing alcohol to clean the seat that banshee ever sat in.

Well fuck a duck…and I guess I’m 6’2” and devastating handsome. 😜

Fuck, I might just send her just over the legal amount of political contribution. 🇺🇸

Don’t be asking me stuff, not in the mood. Feel like breaking shit.

Let’s face it Mr. Obermann, the camera is no friend of yours either.
Or mine for that matter.

He might be both full of shit and crazy accurate at this point. The amount of armament expended in 13 days defies quantification.

Wait a minute, I knew an Amy Jo back in the day. You ever serve as EOD in the Army in late 90’s -2000?
Smoked Kools and could do epic pull-ups?

It doesn’t speak well of us collectively that he has any impact and at all.

That truly sucks. Entire families and generations devastated. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸

Trust no agents regardless of agency. Is something my dad would’ve said…me?
I’m more gullible.

Personally I’d be teetering between titillation and disgust. But you’re probably a better being than I. 🫡🇺🇸

Wait…we’re supposed to be obese, dim and hateful?
Ima need a head start.

Bubba, normally I’d agree, but I don’t think the media is the prime mover here. 🤷‍♂️

There’s nothing way I can steal enough printer paper and various other office supplies to offset that.

So some fucktard watches Sicario on a loop and now we’re cos-playing with global consequences?
Nice. 🇺🇸🫡

Much as I’d like to denigrate, she is way, way hotter than the depiction.

Me neither. Different crimes, but thankfully in my case, different results.

Whoever does the sound…🫵🏼

Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard, right? Right!?