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Moose, the Rat

@ratcalledmoose

Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI! Husbirb: @Kityagreyfeather.bsky.social πŸ”ž I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. πŸ”ž

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Moose: rarely in the mood for sex, but when he is it has to be with a friend or partner. For him it’s less about the sex and more about being close to someone he cares for.

Munir: Adores sex. Loves having sex for its own sake. But his favorite sex is with friends & partners.

10.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I hear any more mealymouthed bullshit from Democrats on the Iran war (yes, it is a war regardless of whatever these Putin-brained Republicans try to say), I'm gonna lose it.

If a reporter asks if you'll support additional funding, the answer should be "No." Not "no, unless", just fucking "No."

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, as I mentioned before, I’ve been working on new image sets similar to the ones I used to release monthly on Patreon but now through itch
Feel free to support me there if you’d like πŸ’–
gendomx.itch.io/brok-the-hor...

12.11.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back!
#kobold #comic #doodle

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 5109 πŸ” 1621 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 5
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Love is sharing

05.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Bro same!

I gotta save up this month but GOSH I NEED more art of my boys!

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Munir enjoying Simmour’s pit and groping his pec, while Simmour jerks them both off

Munir enjoying Simmour’s pit and groping his pec, while Simmour jerks them both off

As previous pic, but the duo have cum on themselves

As previous pic, but the duo have cum on themselves

*Extremely content firbolg noises*

Munir *loves* worshipping mens bodies!

Especially when that man is as handsome and charming as Simmour (oc of my bro @varianssketchbook.bsky.social)!

Incredible piece of our boys having fun by the fabulous @kuponito.bsky.social!

#OC #Firbolg #BodyWorship

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday, the KIDS Act has Passed the E&C, and soon will be pushing into the house! This is a combination of KOSA, SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and other bills into one package.

Contact your Reps, and tell them to OPPOSE these bills! Stay strong, and fight for your rights and privacy!

06.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1063 πŸ” 1288 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 25
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πŸŽ‰πŸ‘ΉπŸ΅πŸ‘πŸ†

10.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 985 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 6755 πŸ” 2101 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 86

AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2781 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 5780 πŸ” 1623 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 42
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naughty fantasy creatures get removed from their realm and put in mundane situations ( cba to make him a fantasy fit)

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to it! πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Owen the inn keep dreams of enjoying the life of a paladin like Ascuas for once, so when they hook up eventually, Ascuas made sure to acquire a little surprise for him to make that dream come true~ (1/7)

Commission for @novaaetherium.bsky.social, I'll post the other parts over the next coming days!

09.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase β€œaccused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory β€œhasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

09.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 6460 πŸ” 2324 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 75

So he doesn't support trans equality, cool. Dems have more than enough time to pick someone who doesn't suck, so let's move on from this plastic freak.

09.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to call your reps and demand that they OPPOSE:

-the KIDS Act
-KOSA
-the Screen Act
-Sammy's Law
-the App Store Accountability Act

And additionally, oppose:

-reforming/sunsetting Section 230
-online age verification/ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2040 πŸ” 2300 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 22
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If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as β€œpointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 6844 πŸ” 2018 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 69

Moose: listens to/ watches hypno porn while using a dildo or buttplug

Munir: full on theater of mind - though he usually doesn’t need to go solo

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A spread of some of my things from my witchcraft days.

A spread of some of my things from my witchcraft days.

Fun fact about me

For several years I actually practiced witchcraft - eclectically, but largely a mix of Gardnerian Wicca and Stregheria

And while I ultimately concluded it was all hokum, it was still interesting to explore my spirituality and I still love the aesthetic of witchy things

02.03.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still love the aesthetic of witchy stuff though

09.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, as a man in my 30s

I’ve see enough of this world to know how fucked up a lot of it is.

There are things no loving god would ever allow, and so truly I believe there is no god. At least not one worth worshipping.

Every thing good in this world comes from this world

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then for a few years I decided to try exploring my spirituality!

I got really into Witchcraft. I mostly practiced a mix of Stregaria and Gardnerian Wicca

Though the more I practiced, the more O researched, and the more I tried to interact with other Wiccans the more I realized it was ALL bunk!

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So naturally they kicked me out lol!

For years I considered myself agonstic though - my reasoning being that β€œwell just because we don’t know *now* doesn’t mean we never will”

09.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically the praying never made sense to me - it seemed like something out of game or book and felt like grown adults playing pretend

Made worse by reading the bible itself which felt like a really dense fantasy novel

I eventually told the Principal that this convinced me God wasn’t real

09.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After that I lived with my dad and despite his faults he did always encourage me to think for myself and to base my understanding in empirical evidence

Yet in 4th grade he sent me to catholic schoolβ€”I lasted a little over a month

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was very young I lived with my mother and went to a catholic preschool.

I was too young to even really grasp the concept of religion then and mostly just looked forward to snack time

When we went to church (yes they made preschoolers go to church lol) I had no idea what was happening

09.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0