Mike “Zim” Zimmelman

My Cashius Howell comps

High-end: Chris Clemons
Low-end: Josh Uche

I like Howell and I think that's a pretty high floor. Uche is limited, but a valuable role player on passing-downs.

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From Nick Folk to Cde York???

(I expect them to bring more competition, but still lol)

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The Lost Season: How the 1994 MLB Strike Erased Historic Moments and Changed Baseball Forever The 1994 MLB strike erased a legendary season. From Tony Gwynn chasing .400 to the Montreal Expos’ historic run, discover how baseball history could have changed.

Baseball has experienced many dramatic moments throughout its long history, but few altered the sport’s trajectory like the 1994–95 #MLB strike. ⚾️

We look back on the strike and how it erased historic moments and changed the game forever.

Considering how much of a corny motherfucker he is with his dog shit takes on wrestling, 'O'Shameless' meltdown after the Bam game should surprise nobody.

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Happy new #NFL new league year day!!!

Once it hits 4:00 PM EST, all the moves broken within the past few weeks will become official, and Free Agency gets kicked up a notch.

What's one position you're hoping to see your team address this week?

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Bam matched LeBron's career high in only 3 quarters.

Bam then breaks Kobe's 81-point game.

Everyone is either pissed or making jokes.

🙂🙂🙂

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The older you get, the more you realize few things are as nice as a GOOD homemade casserole.

So, looks like "several teams" reportedly called Las Vegas on Crosby.

Just guessing, but I think Bears, Cowboys, Lions, Eagles, Patriots, Seahawks, and Jaguars.

Of the three, I probably like Jacksonville, Seattle, and Philly as my favorite fits.

BAM BAM BAM!!!

What a game.

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I'm going to have to edit so many fucking articles tomorrow.

But it comes with a territory.

It's going to get chaotic, and I (kinda) can't wait.

From Maxx Crosby’s agent:

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Moug Man, call back Las Vegas and throw in Maxx Crosby with the Geno deal for a 4th and a pork roll egg and cheese. #NYJets

RIP Matt Snell.

The Long Island native became an Ohio State Buckeyes before becoming a Jet in 1964, becoming AFL R.O.Y.

His then record-setting 121 rushing yards in Super Bowl 3 were a vital aspect of the Jets victory.

My condolences to his family.

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All I've had is 3 cups of coffee & a protein bar today.

The way I'm about to devour this steak sandwich right now...

Trade Reunites Jets With Former Starting Quarterback After leading the league in interceptions last year, can Frank Reich and the New York Jets offense help quarterback Geno Smith bounceback?

🚨TRADE🚨

The Jets & Raiders agreed to a trade for a starting quarterback. For the first time in ten years, Geno Smith is back with the Jets.

@lastwordonsports.bsky.social #NYJets #NFLSky

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AVT news aside. Today was still a success after all the additions on defense.

Well they can't get Simpson because he signed a 3 year deal to head back to the Ravens.

Best case scenario: Christensen & draft a guy like Jake Slaughter.

THEY'RE GIVING HIM 3 YEARS UP TO $48 MILLION???

... Yeah, I get it. Way more than I was expecting he'd get.

AVT is going to New England.

Life is cruel.

No such thing as fun.

I hate everything.

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Two new articles, a LOT of editing too.

But now I can finally relax.

So, now any questions from Day 1 on Free Agency? #NFLSky

Defensive Overhaul Is a Huge Start to Jets Free Agency At the start of the NFL Tampering Period, the New York Jets defense had some major additions in a strong start to the offseason.

🚨FA Frenzy🚨

On the first day of the tampering period, the New York Jets made some major strides.

Between five signings & a trade, the 31st-ranked scoring defense made some big moves across all three levels. @lastwordonsports.bsky.social #Jets #LWOS #NYJets

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LUKE KORNET, I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

Three Ways the Fitzpatrick Trade Impacts the Jets Draft Plans After acquiring safety Minkah Fitzpatrick from the Dolphins, let's examine how the move impacts the NY Jets plans for the draft.

SAFETY VALVE!!!

Earlier today, the Jets made a major swing at safety, acquiring (and extending) Minkah Fitzpatrick.

Now that he's in NY, how does this affect their draft plans? I elaborate in my latest article for @lastwordonsports.bsky.social . #LWOS #JetUp

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Gonna get on here & talk more about it once the dust settles, but this was a VERY productive start for the Jets defense.

WHO WANNA FLY WITH THEM MOTHERFUCKING JETS!!!🔥🔥🔥

Awesome move to start. Jets needed help at safety, now Minkah Fitzpatrick reunites with DC Brian Duker & Safety Coach Ryan Slowik in NY.

Great addition for Aaron Glenn & a mentor to work with Alabama Alum Malachi Moore. #NYJets #JetsSky

Schefter: Minkah Fitzpatrick will sign a 3-year, $40M deal with the Jets.

Well, shit.

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Chargers signing FB Alec Ingold to a 2-year, $7.5M deal. (via @TomPelissero)