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β GAH!! WHERE YOU COME FROM?!β
β βSup?β
@orphan.quill.blue
Sneak sneak sneak.
Heβs gonna experience life and nobody is gonna stop him. Not even Cass. Not even his pops.
β Okay fine! Train first. Then fun.β
ββ¦..we have a long journey ahead of us.β
β tell you what, you teach me how to better give those hands and Iβll teach you how to have fun. DEAL?β
Heβs just so happy to have the opportunity to form a sibling bond with Cass.
β Okay Goku, Imma need you to chill for a second.β
β Gul, we can train AND have fun.β
β If you donβt watch it, yo body is gonna quit on you.β
β Yep! Now watch.β
β In front of a computer, duh.β
DRAGS CASS into a library and pulls up the βRise of TMNTβ version. βThis is one of the more recent versions.β
DRAGS her.
βCβmon! Letβs GOO!β
β Pfft. Obviously.β
β You βbout to get that two-piece combo and a biscuit. Prolly many times that.β
β You coulda tried being more subtle about it.β
β REALLY?! /YES/.β
β Iβm no expert at that but prolly not much.β
β Oh trust me, heβs cat themed alright.β
β He is. And heβs the Bronze Tiger.β
β Oh! You aint seen nothinβ yet!β
β Why does pops get to have all the fun?β
β Was that guy checking out my DAD?β
Introducing
"What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?"
Freddy Smithersons
"Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -"
Aka
"Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!"
Gotham's Kitty Cat.
β Actually, heβs a RAT. Except bigger and a ninjutsu master.β
β Yes. And adoptive father in most continuities.β
β And theyre teenagers but yes. Thatβs the basic jist & concept.β
β No wonder youβre confused.β