dianna "Diet Coke" koch 🖕😎🖕

Friday at last…

"almost"

had to get a new ID picture taken at work today. who knew you could construct an entire human face out of just tooth and forehead

we have many things here that I enjoy. snails. spirals. pottery. a tunnel. a lighthouse. spirals. my favorite place, dragonfly pond. my best friend shuichi. and spirals.

thank you

might be time for a Lost re-watch

tumblr post by slygirlboy. "holds your hand before I talk to you (because of the minovsky particles)" [image of Char and Garma smut] WE NEED TO DO THIS TO TALK BECAUSE OF THE MINOVSKY PARTICLES

A tumblr post by strangemeatpie, comparing Quattro and CCA Char. "I'm going to light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens"

if JJ truly wanted to begin the road to redemption, he would release a George Lucas style special edition of the force awakens that digitally inserts Harrison Ford's real life earring onto Han's ear

realized tonight that Luke Skywalker in the original film looks extremely like he's related to my wife but with my family's nose. uncomfortable with the implications

the father figure in an emotionally devastating scene in the 2016 best picture winning film Moonlight: You might be gay, but you're not a faggot
me (also in the scene): that means you act like C3P0 in the prequels, but not the original trilogy

Friday at last…

You should be allowed to key any car that's nicer than yours in the employee parking lot. only way to get through these Feelings in the provided 40 minutes

my lunch break is too fucking short for how mad I am at my bosses and my bosses' bosses. need at least 3 hours to process the the way they treat us

New Mobile Century Gundam X is a good television show because of how often it makes me say "look at this gay guy"

Herman was fucking crazy for putting this one in the book

the motion of a Sperm Whale’s flukes above water dispenses a perfume, as when a musk-scented lady rustles her dress in a warm parlor

yeah, it's really great

Friday at last…

is the kind of thing I would post if I was a real Hobbit-head sicko. luckily, I'm not

Peter Jackson doesn't respect hobbits

photograph of a page from The Fellowship of the Ring. The highlighted phrase reads "Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole"

reading Lord of the Rings, nodding, fully under the belief that I am paying attention: wait what's this book about?

but you gotta do this twice so like. idk I guess 6, 132 can be pretty satanic if you believe it

I like to use the power of the devil to reheat MY taco bell bean burritos (microwave power level 6, 66 seconds)

Otacon talking to snake in MGS1 with the text PTT 89=.02 MEMORY You ever blow a woman's back out only to realize that she has a "Deathly Hallows" tattoo on her lower back

this is far too much fun I'm so sorry

Still from the 2003 2D animated Clone Wars show. Aayla Secura, a blue skinned Twi'lek in brown shorts and bralette lies on a space age medical bed with a green liquid being pumped into her arm. Ki Adi Mundi, an alien with a big ass 10 head and shitty white goatee is looking straight at her pussy.

Been sick all week, need that Mountain Dew IV drip from clone wars

There's so much going on at 7-Eleven rn, I can't fucken believe my snack podcast is on hiatus