Lesbo Calrissian 🏳️‍🌈💚

My Aces have been stressing me tf out all season. This game especiallyyyyy 😫

I wish labels understood that we usually like the girls for their unique sounds… we can tell when y’all have them just throwing similar tracks at the wall to see what’s sticks 😫

How the fuck you get ejected from the bench?

JUST said on morning commute, “I hope ‘Here We Are’ is in the set list” 😫 that thang is spiritual cousin!

This the one!

My tallest gf was 6’1 and the shortest 5’3. So I genuinely do not sweat a height difference 😂

Recycled discourse aside though… They puttin Melo in the hall of fame?

There’s a grand total of 6 black lesbians in my city… 2 are my masc sister wives and the other 4 are certifiably insane femmes… so whatever height I come off the steps as is what the girlies finna get.

3 point contest and dunk contest. If two white boys win back to back im protesting the NBA.

Is A’Ja fried hosting this 2v2? 👀🤣

This is solid advice! 😂🤣

Cause wtf y’all got goin oooon?!?

Porcelain white! Never seen nothing like it 😂🤣

But after being subjected to the sight of a mans pale asscrack this morning, standing in 1 degree weather… maybe I need to just dike harder, idk.

As high as insurance is, I’m calling roadside every. damn. time.

I hate that it took me so long to learn this, but it changed my whole outlook on love once I did 🙌🏾

Love that! Idk what it is about a wing on Super Bowl night but the chicken hit a lil different 😂

I don’t have the bandwidth to indulge them ppl set on misunderstanding the halftime show. Cause anyway 🙄… did y’all have good wings and dip at the party or nah?

I ran it back immediately last night lol

Hinted at it and my whole fam was ready to box lol

Imma rep the home team…

I’ll be just as hype if the blackity black team wins tho.

😂✊🏾

Still up cause I JUST finished putting Valentine’s plans in place. The lover girl in me is reawakened and I love that for my heart… but my wallet is tf over me and it!

This feels like a more appropriate hour to say…

I might squirt for the first time hearing Bey sing Daughter live. Them operatic vocals 😮‍💨

Ma’am plz 😩😂😂😂

Noooooo 😩🥲

Why they breaking up my family?!?

Pro-tip from aunty Jazz though… the worst individuals have pages and just don’t post, anywhere, ever 😂

I know my frontal lobe is fully developed, I can’t remember the last time I went to investigate somebody’s socials.

Screenshot of Apple Music replay, now updated weekly

Is this them saying don’t ask for shit at the end of the year, or…?

They gotta be fishing for camera time at this point, cause wtf was that?!?