So I see @colinthechaffinch.bsky.social
@kevinthechaffinch
The Eurasian chaffinch, common chaffinch or simply the chaffinch (Fringilla coelebs) is a common small passerine bird in the finch family. The male is brightly coloured with a blue-grey cap and rust-red underparts. The female is more subdued.
So I see @colinthechaffinch.bsky.social
Tonight we give thanks to Mr Pip for honouring the Unnamed Chaffinch.
I look forward to singing my special song for you at dawn outside your bedroom window.
Linnets deserve it. Chirpy wee shits.
Fuck off Nigel.
Still singing and still getting barked at.
I'm not.
My blood pressure is normal.
I don't have to take statins.
It's not exactly Rembrandt is it?
Not as bad as those force fields you humans have everywhere.
Actual footage of @wulfhelm.bsky.social thinking of boobies.
Who?
I'm a Chaffinch not a fucking idiot.
Ow!
Yes. There's me - alive and Colin - made up.
A bit tricky seeing as I'm not dead.
No I fucking didn't.
Quite right. Colin's a cunt.
A wise selection.
I'm downgrading you from bestest boy to good boy.
And I thought we'd put all this nonsense behind us.
I'm not angry. I'l disappointed.
What is it little dog? Does it make you feel big? Does it make you feel like a Doberman making fun of the harmless little passerine?
He knows better.
He hasn't even got enough teeth to keep his tongue in.
Toothless fuckwit.
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Don't even fucking think about it!
Lord of all he lies on.
Bliss
To honour our barking, the boys and I will assemble at your patio doors at dawn for the next seven days to sing very loudly.
For whom the dog barks.