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Kevin the Chaffinch

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The Eurasian chaffinch, common chaffinch or simply the chaffinch (Fringilla coelebs) is a common small passerine bird in the finch family. The male is brightly coloured with a blue-grey cap and rust-red underparts. The female is more subdued.

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So I see @colinthechaffinch.bsky.social

08.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight we give thanks to Mr Pip for honouring the Unnamed Chaffinch.

01.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I look forward to singing my special song for you at dawn outside your bedroom window.

20.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Linnets deserve it. Chirpy wee shits.

20.02.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck off Nigel.

24.01.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still singing and still getting barked at.

24.01.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not.
My blood pressure is normal.
I don't have to take statins.

24.01.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not exactly Rembrandt is it?

24.01.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not as bad as those force fields you humans have everywhere.

16.01.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Actual footage of @wulfhelm.bsky.social thinking of boobies.

16.01.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Who?

16.01.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a Chaffinch not a fucking idiot.

16.01.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ow!

16.01.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. There's me - alive and Colin - made up.

16.01.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bit tricky seeing as I'm not dead.

16.01.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No I fucking didn't.

16.01.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quite right. Colin's a cunt.

16.01.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A wise selection.

05.12.2025 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm downgrading you from bestest boy to good boy.

28.11.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I thought we'd put all this nonsense behind us.

I'm not angry. I'l disappointed.

07.11.2025 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is it little dog? Does it make you feel big? Does it make you feel like a Doberman making fun of the harmless little passerine?

03.10.2025 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He knows better.

26.09.2025 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He hasn't even got enough teeth to keep his tongue in.

12.09.2025 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toothless fuckwit.

12.09.2025 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

30.08.2025 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't even fucking think about it!

29.08.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lord of all he lies on.

23.08.2025 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bliss

15.08.2025 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To honour our barking, the boys and I will assemble at your patio doors at dawn for the next seven days to sing very loudly.

08.08.2025 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For whom the dog barks.

25.07.2025 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0