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Elizabeth Quarren

@jasoncheathawks

seattle sports posts. uphold dookuist-mothmaism. Keep Honking, I'm Doing Trenchant Analysis

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Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE

16.05.2025 02:42 👍 263 🔁 57 💬 2 📌 3

damn redcoats

12.03.2026 05:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the dress was white and gold.

12.03.2026 04:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are cooking

12.03.2026 04:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 04:24 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the only old republic casting opinion i have is kate mulgrew as kreia

12.03.2026 04:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

it's also really funny to be like ya im forcing chip kelly on you but sure, hire your kid at OL coach. ok lol?

12.03.2026 04:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

im sure tom brady wont pin the blame on his head coach this time

12.03.2026 04:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

REAL!

12.03.2026 03:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

who up manifesting they edges

12.03.2026 02:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 02:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

would be a peak JS trade. a coin flip determines if it is a peak js trade laudatory or derogatory.

12.03.2026 02:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mickey Loomis, the former Seattle Seahawks scout?

12.03.2026 02:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[doomer voice shelved] the hogs did vote to maintain tax increases in 2024 so who knows.

12.03.2026 02:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we're on 3 free agencies now post pete and all have been as similar as under pete so in that area: the same. drafting is a bigger question because none of us know the influence pete had in the draft. pick 32 will tell us a lot.

12.03.2026 02:44 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

[debbie downer voice] will almost certainly hit a plebiscite at some point and the hogs in this state will never vote for it

12.03.2026 02:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think a good gm is mostly +/= 50% hit rate in "successes", just having hot streaks aided by draft position. js' miss streak was just a decade long. could happen again! might not. who knows.

12.03.2026 02:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah js is frustratingly mid in his FA approach, the trades are 50/50, some good scouting but some major whiffs within that. but so many other gms are actively bad. like even the best GM in roseman is helped in an ownership that lets him wheel and deal with guaranteed $

12.03.2026 02:34 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Ah yes, "Jake Bobo." The white blocking WR that caught a touchdown in the NFCCG. We have dismissed that claim.

12.03.2026 02:20 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Walkuh

12.03.2026 01:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 01:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is having a tattoo dedicated to yourself extremely [alfonze jerberto barner's astrological sign] behavior

12.03.2026 01:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 01:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

extremely perverted behavior from the baseball tweeters going on rn

12.03.2026 00:28 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank u, senator tugboat

12.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"dave filoni"
"jon favreau"
"the other jon favreau for non star wars reasons"

11.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
11.03.2026 23:37 👍 381 🔁 55 💬 1 📌 1

Waow

11.03.2026 23:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

..of filoni*

11.03.2026 22:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0