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still thinking about nona and her girlies...
#tlt #thelockedtomb

Hegseth: We'll need to figure out a solution to the kurdish territory with Yurkey
Hegseth: *Turkey
Vance: Yurkey
Waltz: Yurkey
Jeffrey Goldberg: Get his ass

i finished sunrise on the reaping!! good book. maybe shouldn’t have started it at 10 PM, but OOPS.

what’s up gamers, going on day four(?) of this migraine. midwest weather how could you do this to me

your mind is so true and beautiful

cam biting palamedes on the neck and doing bunny kicks on him like a cat with a toy fish.

Sketch of Palamedes and Camilla from The Locked Tomb series. They are walking by and looking slightly intimidating.

sixth 🤍 [ #tlt / #thelockedtomb]

you ever see a camilla hect so beautiful you get the zoomies

probably the main concern when it comes to having sex with camilla hect is that she knows so many different leg locks.

A burlesque routine where a silly butch keeps taking off increasingly dumber tshirts

booooo, i made a bsky account last year under my real name and it was just suspended for being spam? my guy, i haven’t posted on there in MONTHS

My orange cat Apollo stopping to say hello on his way past my desk. His tail is straight up and crooked at the end.

Is everyone seeing this? It's a little guy and he lives in my house. Can you believe it?

as they should!!

lidocaine spray up my nose gotta be one of the strangest sensations

“palamedes sextus is the only straight man in the locked tomb” <- COULD be true, but isn’t very fun. also, i think it misses a whole swath of male characters (crux, teacher, the eighth, etc.)

palamedes is firmly bisexual in my mind, so whenever a post calls him straight i do a double-take

i miss being able to breathe properly. in both a physical and metaphorical sense

“If you don’t tag who tops or bottoms in your fic I can’t read it :/“ k? I didn’t write it for you buddy I wrote it for me

i feel like the stressful stuff peaked around 85%, but i don’t blame you! i maybe should not have pulled an all-nighter reading it

it’s 3 AM and i’m not ashamed to admit that i’m crying

“When Ma finally spoke, it was in a tone of devastation Zhu had never heard before. “Don’t ask me to help you, Zhu Yuanzhang.” ohhhhhh no. oh no

jesus christ no one warned me how brutal the sequel would be

it was only a $9 difference between what it would’ve been with insurance vs the discounted price, so i was like “absolutely, gimme please.” also, that way, i got to start T on valentine’s day! ☺️

tgel: acquired! it was an issue with my prescription insurance card having my parents’ address, rather than mine. i ended up calling CVS and asking if i could pay OOP & use a goodRx coupon, and the pharmacist gave me a discount card that was even cheaper than the goodRx price (slay!).

waiting very patiently for prior authorization for my tgel, but have they considered i’m just a little guy 😔

Galavant was cancelled in 2016 and the world went to shit. so i think we should bring it back just to see what happens-

Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

also i shouldn’t have waited until eight PM to start making bread. it just finished, but i’ve been ready to go honk shoo mimimi for a WHILE

a few months ago i lost my sense of smell again. scent of fresh-baked bread, i miss youuu.

Screenshot of a word processor. It reads: He says, “To hell with the keys, Cam. If the Third challenges us tomorrow, so be it. Lieutenant Dyas nearly skewered you through the collarbone. I should have defaulted. I got you hurt, and then I nearly sent you into the facility with an injured arm—hand—whatever. I could’ve killed you twice today, and you won’t even let me apologize.” “I’m ambidextrous,” Camilla reminds him, because she’s a pill. “Pretty sure I could beat Tern with one hand tied behind my back.” “Camilla.”

the sillies…