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Just an aging brood warrior who enjoys telling dad jokes. Your daily dose of dad jokes! You have been warned. -parody Rachni OC account -SFW -writer 21+

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โž๐“ฆ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฝ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“น๐“ฎ๐“ธ๐“น๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐”€๐“ฎ ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ณ๐“ธ๐”‚ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ถโœ๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ช๐”‚?โž

โ•ญใƒปโœฆ 21+ ๐‘€๐‘ข๐‘›, ๐‘†๐น๐‘Š, ๐‘†๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘™๐‘’-๐‘†โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘
๏น•ใƒปโœฆ ๐‘ƒ๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘๐‘™๐‘’ ๐ท๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘˜/๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š๐‘’๐‘ 
โ•ฐใƒปโœฆ ๐ผ๐‘›๐‘“๐‘œ, ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘’๐‘  & ๐ถ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘› ๐ถ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ÿ๐‘‘ โ†“

30.01.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#MassEffect #MERP #OC

11.06.2025 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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เผบ ๐•Š๐•”๐•ฃ๐•š๐•“๐•– ๐”ผ๐•š๐••๐•  ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– โ„๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•– ๐• ๐•— ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•˜๐•™๐•ฅ เผป
เผบ ๐•๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•• ๐”ธ๐•๐•๐•ช, ๐”ธ๐•ค๐•ค๐• ๐•”๐•š๐•’๐•ฅ๐•– & โ„‚๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•š๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ค ๐•„๐•€๐•Ÿ๐•• เผป

โ†ป & โ™ก?
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22.10.2024 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Spartan-053 โ€œBucketheadโ€

Spartan-053 โ€œBucketheadโ€

โ€œYou Know Me, When I Keep My Promiseโ€

- Science Fiction Centered Account
- Multiverse Allowed
- #ERP & #RP viewer discretion is advised.
- Literate and experienced with 7 years of writing.
- Open DMs for RP (if interested)
- Halo OC character based

๐Ÿ‘ & โ™ป๏ธ ?

30.09.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Iา“ แด›สœแด‡ส€แด‡ ษชs แด›แด ส™แด‡ แด€ ส™ส€แด€แด แด‡ ษดแด‡แดก แดกแดส€สŸแด…,
แดแดœส€ ษขแด‡ษดแด‡ส€แด€แด›ษชแดษด ษชs ษขแดษชษดษข แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€ส€แด…แด‡sแด› แด›ษชแดแด‡ สŸษชแด ษชษดษข ษชษด ษชแด› โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€"

๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ

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|[โ”€โ”€ Iฬฆอ‡อŽษดอŽฬบฬ™า“อŽอ”ฬ˜แดฬซฬอ•/ฬบฬžฬปRฬชฬ™ฬŸแดœฬ˜อ‡ฬชสŸฬฆอ•ฬ˜แด‡อ‡อ‰ฬŸsฬชฬŸอœ โ‡ฃ โ”€โ”€]|

02.06.2025 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 107 ๐Ÿ” 104 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. โž

โœฆ Sometimes posts OOC
โœฆ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
โœฆ Ships w/ good chemistry
โœฆ Will match RP style
โœฆ Casual & serious RP
โœฆ Friendly
โœฆ Writer is 18+

#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian

๐Ÿ”ƒappreciated!

22.11.2024 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œNow this face is backโ€ฆ why?โ€

-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allonsโ€™y, #WritingWebs!

25.11.2024 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"๐ด๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘ก, ๐ผ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข'๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘‘.
๐‘‡๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘ฆ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘˜๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘›."

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โˆž ๐™ธ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š™๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š "๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™พ๐š›๐šŸ๐š’๐š•๐š•๐šŽ" ๐™พ๐™ฒ
โˆž ๐š‚๐šŽ๐š›๐š’๐š˜๐šž๐šœ/๐™ฑ๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š›/๐™ฒ๐š›๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š”
โˆž ๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ+ ๐™ผ๐šž๐š—
โˆž ๐š‚๐™ต๐š†
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๐š๐šž๐š•๐šŽ๐šœ/๐™ธ๐š—๐š๐š˜ โ‡ฃ
โ†ป & โ™ก?

10.05.2025 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs."

15.12.2024 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.10.2024 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."

#rachnidad #dadjokes

21.10.2024 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Not much flavour, but it was 'ice' and soothing on my throat."

21.10.2024 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I just ate a frozen apple. It was hardcore....."
#rachnidad #dadjoke #baddadjoke

18.10.2024 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š•๐š• ๐š–๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ, ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š๐šข ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ๐š–๐š˜๐šœ๐š ๐š•๐š’๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜ โ‹ฏ
โ‹ฏ ๐™ฐ๐š—๐š ๐š ๐š‘๐š˜ ๐š๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šœ๐šโˆ™โ€

โ†ป & โ™ก?
{ ๐š๐šž๐š•๐šŽ๐šœ/๐™ธ๐š—๐š๐š˜ โ‡ฃ }

17.10.2024 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œ...๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐š›๐š‘๐šŠ๐š™๐šœ ๐š ๐š’๐š๐š‘ ๐šŠ ๐š‹๐š’๐š ๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐™ด๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š› ๐š๐š’๐šฃ๐šฃ?โ€

เผบ ๐”ผ๐•”๐•™๐• , ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•ง๐•–๐•๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ โ„๐•’๐•ž๐•–๐•Ÿ ๐•ง๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐• ๐•ฃ เผป
เผบ ๐•†๐•ก๐•–๐•Ÿ ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•“๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ค๐•ค ๐•’๐•๐• ๐•’๐•”๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ค๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐”ผ๐”ปโ„ค ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• โ„‚๐• ๐•ค๐•ž๐• ๐••๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ž๐•– เผป

โ†ป & โ™ก?
{ ๐š๐šž๐š•๐šŽ๐šœ/๐™ธ๐š—๐š๐š˜ โ‡ฃ }

17.10.2024 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"๐š†๐š‘๐š˜'๐šœ ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šข ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š’๐š› ๐™ฐ๐š‚๐š‚ ๐š”๐š’๐šŒ๐š”๐šŽ๐š?!?!?!"
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โœฐ #FalloutRP โœฐ #FalloutOC โœฐ #SciFiRP โœฐ #MVRP โœฐ
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|[ - - โ†ป & โ™ก? - - ]|
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17.10.2024 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Why did the picture go to jail?

-Because it was framed!"

16.04.2024 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got 12 fridges!"

25.03.2024 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"How do you deal with a fear of spped bumps?

- you slowly get over it!"

21.03.2024 09:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What isthe difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

-Attire!"

#rachnidad #dadjokes

07.03.2024 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// sorry for my absence the past few days. I've been sick and am exhausted from trying to fight it off.
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!

07.03.2024 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Insufficient data

#legion #masseffect #geth

14.02.2024 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why do geologists hate their jobs?

- they get taken for granite."

03.03.2024 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// Since we have hashtags now, adding #MassEffectOC & #MassEffectRP to this post.

02.03.2024 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"From memory they didn't reproduce but both parties left the encounter pleased with the occurrence. It was quite enlightening to read the lengths that some authors will go to just to tell a story about sex."

29.02.2024 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// sometimes this is the way. These things have to be discussed!

29.02.2024 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I tried to catch some fog, but,
I mist."

28.02.2024 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You have just reminded me of a most peculiar story I once read about a spaceship engaging in sexual acts with another spaceship. Such a weird thing to write.
Spaceships aside, yes, perhaps we are all missing out."

28.02.2024 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I was going to share a vegetable joke today, but it's too corny."

26.02.2024 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I'm not buying this entire 'squeaky clean ship'-thing with the Flotilla's windows looking like /this/..."

#MassEffect #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #ME2 #PS5Share #MassEffectRP #MassEffectQuarian #Quarian #VirtualPhotography

23.02.2024 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1