Brawl, tu adores 💚🌹

You're in Orzhov. Make him pay for his insolence. 😈

Next time, do Unexpected Eye-tem in the Baggins Area.

A black Chihuahua holds one end of an orange fox toy while I hold the other

Sometimes he wants to play with me!

Instead of just grab his toy and run away.

I love that BSky always decides I didn't label it right. My dick pressed against the fabric so you can see the outline? Not adult at all! Just suggestive!

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So, I know it's early but like... anyone gonna be at MagicCon Vegas in May?

Who am I meeting in person?? I promise I won't be too awkward... I hope...

A greyscale shot of just my groin area with my hard dick straining in my squarecuts, pressing the fabric hard enough to see the glans. My hand holds my balls and positions the shaft. I am also in a grey hoodie.

Does this count as like a Turgid Tuesday?

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My JND showing .0039

That got a little spicy for a second there.

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Testiculating is just another word for mansplaining.

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😍🥵 Good thing I'm sitting down, cuz this makes me weak in the knees.

Technically midnight is tomorrow, right?

Finally, some peace and quiet!

a cartoon character from the movie big hero 6 standing in a room Alt: The robot hero from big hero 6 standing in a room poking his belly

How often I post about Taco Bell is probably why people refer to me as a cub instead of an otter these days, huh?

Spiff here is a fantastic photographer and they're gonna bring out your most perfect, beautiful self in these photos.

Definitely give Spiff a try!

They still got the order wrong.

Me: Can I get extra jalapeno sauce on the quesadilla?
Order Taker: Jalapeno sauce?
Me: Yeah.
OT: We don't got a jalapeno sauce. Do you mean the chipotle sauce?
Me: The sauce that comes on the quesadilla. Whatever that's called these days.
OT: Oh, the creamy jalapeno sauce?

Taco Bell will kill me. 🤬

You can tell Ral's getting older, not only bc he's going more grey but bc he went from "funky explosion R&D lab" guy to "I kind of like sitting at a desk and patent lawyering pays better" guy.

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

The Dad from Jimmy Neutron in front of a YuGiOh dragon saying "Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo."

Might I suggest an alternate realm?

Mood:

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Damn, does it look good on you. 😍

2-3, I think?

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Fuck the DST switch interplaying with my normal insomnia.

Don't worry. If you take it's advice, it'll let you know that you can make your phrase more accessible by using common contractions!

a cartoon of a pink brain with sharp teeth and a very angry face . ALT: a cartoon of a pink brain with sharp teeth and a very angry face .

“Shredderrr, build me a strong [3]!”