When I got to college I read Dostoyevsky and got so sad I would never be able to read it in its original language with all the cultural and temporal context in which it was written. I applied that thought to the bible and realized just how many hands and agendas had touched it before it got to me
Nah that’s a blue-brown alliance
When I finished 8th grade my Christian middle school invented an award for me that said I was “most likely to make history.” I am now a night shift brewer
Playing defense by liking every post that hasn’t said Cincinnati
Gotta be oil right? They’ve got a big auto market and they import a lot of oil from the Middle East. Almost seems like the empire doesn’t care about its vassal states
Aka Swedish with a cross through it
Bumblebee can at least play some good tunes. Starscream keeps faking the inhales and passing to Megatron trying to smoke him out and claim his place in the circle
T shirt with Grodin’s face and the text “Explodin’ for Grodin”
We must bear the torch
pointing at my screen and correctly naming the celebrity. scientists observing my enclosure note this down and release a food pellet as reward
Silicon Valley is just a jobs program for the children of used car salesman
If you can share a vape with your boys you can kiss your boys
If loving your wife is gay, call me Kristen Stewart. My wife loves Kristen Stewart.
Trying to prevent a military coup by backing the dodge challenger PFC contingent
Reminded of this post following Uvalde
Seconded
Alright podcasts you’ve had your fun, it’s time to come back now
Did you read the article
Real heads know that Lanky is hiding a wicked head game behind that funny face
Learning so much at my new job
Would love to suggest Pancho and the Wizards as well as Henki by Richard Dawson and Circle
Ken Bone how do I fix my stinky home
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
Recently unemployed while the country careens toward a recession instead of standing beside Sanguinius at the Eternity Gate, fucking bullshit
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
On a black and white game cam, three javelinas are browsing corn while a raccoon sits on one of their backs. The lighting produces laser-eyes in the raccoon, who is secretly one of the X-Men.
A raccoon knight on a javelina steed. "Onward, Pigasus! Let us show them the meaning of haste". Motion blurred, black and white game cam shot.
South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).
The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?
(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
I’ve lived there before and lived on 40th and had a lovely experience. Every city has its quirks
Likely moving soon, lost job for Kirkposting, and found this in the city we’re looking at
NEW: Alex Weatherhead had been working at Asheville's Wicked Weed for two years to the day when he was pulled off the brewhouse floor and canned by an HR person over Zoom for posts on his personal Facebook page that he was told "celebrat[ed] violence" in violation of A-B's social-media policy.
