Leask

time to roll that bean footage. or as matt thinks it's pronounced, "fry-holes"

the Super Mario Galaxy movie is dedicated to the brave Mariohadeen fighters of Afghanistan

I heard he joined ISIS

like listen I like nespresso too, I ain't judging

it's very charming! It also did make sense when I found out it's just, like, nespresso pods. Like obviously that's the only way it logistically makes sense. but also this really is some "not beating the mississauga allegations" stuff

honestly they'd accept just buying it from the right store

hockey italy: okay, it's time to really take building a program seriously. real italians, none of the "get a great grandchild of an expat from mississauga to play in the olympics"

baseball italy: SEEKING - any major leaguers who have ever done "the fingers." this is the wbc! some greeks accepted.

Me, looking at a beer leaguer on the other team with a slightly flashier $400 hockey stick than my $400* twig: wow we got a friggin draft pick here guys, he's going to the chel fer sure

*I have never paid and will never pay this much

Canada playing is the Tubi of baseball

The racing wheel and pedals is for… team building

Me, getting Gatorade ready for my hockey game: no no no, yellow is for during the game, not blue. Blue is medicine, you take it after.

Not my lactose intolerant ass eating pizza and mozzarella sticks before a hockey game

People are upset at Timothée Chalamet saying some dumb shit about ballet and I just gotta be like o ho ho not so funny anymore that he’s obsessed with college football and used to mod Xbox controllers huh

Have you watched the hand-animated short film/triple music video they just put out? It's neat!

A pile of 9 space marine jump packs on a desk in front of as assembled assault marine.

Anyone want a jump pack

Oh come on bud

He was arguably better (when healthy) in 2024 when their O-line was godawful, so I think this is a great get.

Some applesauce woulda hit tho

A plate of roast pork shoulder, smashed potatoes and roasted broccoli

I cured some pork shoulder and roasted it and had it with sour cream & onion smashed potatoes

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Lionel Hutz calls his sponsor, David Crosby. He’s really tempted.

I’m hearing this a lot. A bunch of friends are talking about it. Brother…

I haven’t seen the show but I bet she’s nice too

She’s cute!

I’m just gonna say yes to this instead of clicking on @wolter.bsky.social’s perverse link

Recognized what

Seattle is a sanctuary city, after all

all of those retro gaming emulator handhelds are cool but i can’t help but notice the target audience for them mostly seems to be guys who already own at least three other ones

Evil surf and turf

No. I just woke up, man

The 2026 Mercedes f1 team… the first all lesbian driver lineup